The Heathen Historian
banner
heathenhistory.bsky.social
The Heathen Historian
@heathenhistory.bsky.social
"Always sniff the breeze"

Courage, Spirit, and Honor
Men wearing beards and believing in the Old Gods being lethal since 793
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I followed every procedure to get a beard approved.
I carried my approval memo and the regs with me everywhere.
Having a beard never hurt my "lethality."
I was not a beardo.
Pete and his biased, bigoted ass can get fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Somebody is enjoying the sun unaware he will be at the vet soon.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Huh that looks familiar, but I can't seem to put my finger on it...
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This image goes so fucking hard it killed a company of Russian soldiers by just existing
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not sure this guy is gonna make it fam
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Poles have brought back winged hussars to help patrol their Eastern flank border and I cannot express how much this makes my cavalry heart sing. This is lethality horse-ified.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I want to live in a Vikings universe where Aethelstan said yes
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How do you deal with Nazis you ask?
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Floof going hard on biscuit making while we wait for the kids to show up
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The UN defines genocide as such. So think the Holocaust, American treatment of Native populations, the Armenian genocide, Rwanda, Bosnia, and the Great Purge and Holodomor committed by the Soviets. Hope that helps.
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When you climb into the back of the medic 🚑
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One of our EMT instructors has a service dog and Lily is the most sweetest of pups. Especially during lunch break.
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When you visit another person's house you behave yourself, act right, and help when you can.
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Same energy, same adversary
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Disney leaned HARD into the Bicentennial celebrations in 1976 and has always been a patriotic, apolitical organization. Celebrating 250 isn't about who is in office but because it's America's birthday.
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sleepy No Kings Day
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can't make it to the No Kings rally but I'm drinking my coffee in witchy solidarity
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the XB-70 Valkyrie.
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Leo proving he is worthy
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Chicago Bears and the Washington Redskins played in the 1940 NFL championship game. The Bears beat the Skins 73-0, the most lopsided victory in NFL history. #MondayNightFootball #BearDown 🐻
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Stew season has begun. Form an orderly line to the left, please.
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
40 years apart
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM