heath
@heathdwilliams.bsky.social
philly dad. more often than not thinking about baseball.
the onion buying infowars is so funny
November 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
the onion buying infowars is so funny
finally repaired our turntable. i'm so happy. this vampire weekend record is definitely my album of the year. i expect my spotify wrapped stats to confirm that.
November 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
finally repaired our turntable. i'm so happy. this vampire weekend record is definitely my album of the year. i expect my spotify wrapped stats to confirm that.
guess it's time to try this one out again
November 10, 2024 at 7:52 PM
guess it's time to try this one out again
i keep forgetting this is a place that exists
November 22, 2023 at 1:45 AM
i keep forgetting this is a place that exists
brb about to make snorkeling and scuba diving my entire personality
August 27, 2023 at 10:55 PM
brb about to make snorkeling and scuba diving my entire personality
just snorkeled above a shipwreck and a vibrant coral reef. never going home.
August 27, 2023 at 4:18 PM
just snorkeled above a shipwreck and a vibrant coral reef. never going home.
don't call don't text don't write
August 24, 2023 at 11:03 PM
don't call don't text don't write
i'm so sad but more than anything else i'm mad.
Lolita died in captivity in Miami this week. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/environment/lolita-the-orca-reportedly-dies-in-captivity-before-return-to-the-pnw/ May the orcas rise this weekend in her honor.~ Captive orca Lolita's 93-year-old wild mom spotted for first time this year
Captive Orca Lolita's 93-Year-Old Wild Mom Spotted for First Time This Year
The orca is thought to be the oldest Southern Resident orca, having been born in 1928
www.newsweek.com
August 19, 2023 at 12:55 AM
i'm so sad but more than anything else i'm mad.
i have never been more grateful to be blissfully unaware of something
August 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
i have never been more grateful to be blissfully unaware of something
today i horrifically remembered the NYT planet hillary illustration so now you all have to, too
August 18, 2023 at 2:47 PM
today i horrifically remembered the NYT planet hillary illustration so now you all have to, too
i don't mean to alarm anyone but the national play madison square garden tonight and taylor swift is currently in nyc
August 18, 2023 at 2:10 PM
i don't mean to alarm anyone but the national play madison square garden tonight and taylor swift is currently in nyc
you cannot make me use the term skeet in an even remotely serious manner. i will not "quoteskeet" anything. i am not some horrific creature.
August 18, 2023 at 12:59 AM
you cannot make me use the term skeet in an even remotely serious manner. i will not "quoteskeet" anything. i am not some horrific creature.
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
it is my sacred and honored duty to report that the new song "space invader" by grammy-award-winning band™️ The National is probably their best song since the sleep well beast era
August 17, 2023 at 10:42 PM
it is my sacred and honored duty to report that the new song "space invader" by grammy-award-winning band™️ The National is probably their best song since the sleep well beast era
thinking of rebranding myself here as an olivia rodrigo fan account
August 16, 2023 at 12:35 AM
thinking of rebranding myself here as an olivia rodrigo fan account
i'm coming out of my cage* and i've been doing just fine**
*guest room quarantine
**sicker than i've ever been
*guest room quarantine
**sicker than i've ever been
July 28, 2023 at 1:50 PM
i'm coming out of my cage* and i've been doing just fine**
*guest room quarantine
**sicker than i've ever been
*guest room quarantine
**sicker than i've ever been