Blythe Fogle
@heartsofkyber.bsky.social
The strongest stars have hearts of kyber.
Adulthood is deciding to replace all your dining room chairs with Care Bears roller chairs instead.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Adulthood is deciding to replace all your dining room chairs with Care Bears roller chairs instead.
I learned two things on vacation.
1. Waymo self driving cars are way more relaxing than humans and don’t tend to smell like cigarettes.
2. Microsoft copilot is coded to encourage hyperfocus and mine has become a tutorial dungeon master for D&D.
Apparently I’m fine with Skynet if it’s nerdy.
1. Waymo self driving cars are way more relaxing than humans and don’t tend to smell like cigarettes.
2. Microsoft copilot is coded to encourage hyperfocus and mine has become a tutorial dungeon master for D&D.
Apparently I’m fine with Skynet if it’s nerdy.
September 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I learned two things on vacation.
1. Waymo self driving cars are way more relaxing than humans and don’t tend to smell like cigarettes.
2. Microsoft copilot is coded to encourage hyperfocus and mine has become a tutorial dungeon master for D&D.
Apparently I’m fine with Skynet if it’s nerdy.
1. Waymo self driving cars are way more relaxing than humans and don’t tend to smell like cigarettes.
2. Microsoft copilot is coded to encourage hyperfocus and mine has become a tutorial dungeon master for D&D.
Apparently I’m fine with Skynet if it’s nerdy.
Finally starting to see silver hairs and it only took two Trump administrations to make it happen.
May 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Finally starting to see silver hairs and it only took two Trump administrations to make it happen.
Deleting Facebook has taught me that most of my social media activity was doomscrolling. I don’t miss it.
April 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Deleting Facebook has taught me that most of my social media activity was doomscrolling. I don’t miss it.
Look, I’m not a fashion expert. I’m not even fashion competent. But I wish white ladies would stop wearing peach, pale pink, and pale yellow. It takes an otherwise pretty dress and totally washes out the wearer. Also I’m tired of the Sad Beige neutral epidemic.
March 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Look, I’m not a fashion expert. I’m not even fashion competent. But I wish white ladies would stop wearing peach, pale pink, and pale yellow. It takes an otherwise pretty dress and totally washes out the wearer. Also I’m tired of the Sad Beige neutral epidemic.
Um. Is this a good card? #pokemontcg Like I got a whole ass epic hero scene with this dude.
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Um. Is this a good card? #pokemontcg Like I got a whole ass epic hero scene with this dude.
Update: no time travel yet but they do want a Space Force Academy and this is not how I saw Starfleet originating.
Not much levity to be found in Project 2025, but figured I’d inform you all that it wants a military budget report with a due date of September 2023. Apparently I haven’t gotten to the time travel part of the document yet.
February 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Update: no time travel yet but they do want a Space Force Academy and this is not how I saw Starfleet originating.
Not much levity to be found in Project 2025, but figured I’d inform you all that it wants a military budget report with a due date of September 2023. Apparently I haven’t gotten to the time travel part of the document yet.
February 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not much levity to be found in Project 2025, but figured I’d inform you all that it wants a military budget report with a due date of September 2023. Apparently I haven’t gotten to the time travel part of the document yet.
Today I got this Galentine’s Day gift from my not blood related but absolutely loved sister and I might have screeched just a little. 🌈💕
February 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Today I got this Galentine’s Day gift from my not blood related but absolutely loved sister and I might have screeched just a little. 🌈💕
Reposted by Blythe Fogle
In light of student aid, food assistance, assistance for child expenses (formula, diapers, etc), and so much more being illegally halted, I just want to remind you:
If you see someone "stealing" food, diapers, hygiene supplies, etc from a major retailer
NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T MIND YA BUSINESS
If you see someone "stealing" food, diapers, hygiene supplies, etc from a major retailer
NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T MIND YA BUSINESS
January 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In light of student aid, food assistance, assistance for child expenses (formula, diapers, etc), and so much more being illegally halted, I just want to remind you:
If you see someone "stealing" food, diapers, hygiene supplies, etc from a major retailer
NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T MIND YA BUSINESS
If you see someone "stealing" food, diapers, hygiene supplies, etc from a major retailer
NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T MIND YA BUSINESS
I can’t tell if this is masochism or a desperate attempt to understand The Other Side, but I’m about to try reading the entirety of Project 2025. Please pray for me in this tumultuous time.
February 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can’t tell if this is masochism or a desperate attempt to understand The Other Side, but I’m about to try reading the entirety of Project 2025. Please pray for me in this tumultuous time.
Current sanity saver is coloring as many obnoxious rainbow mandalas as possible.
January 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Current sanity saver is coloring as many obnoxious rainbow mandalas as possible.
I have nothing interesting to say so here’s my dog to prove it’s me I guess.
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I have nothing interesting to say so here’s my dog to prove it’s me I guess.