( nope! they just watch him fall over. )

you wanted to be pushed!

( it's funny watching him fall over. )

( ...and then they push him. pushing buddies!!! )

hmm.

( suddenly, they thump his back. )

you said i could do that.

( lightly thwacks him on the shoulder. )

good.

( they let go of his cheeks. )

...you're fun to mess with.

you... need to stop saying sad shit.

( they SPECIFICALLY mean what he said with the apology and being too much. despite how aggressive they're being about it, this is a form of caring. )

// Kris turning out the power in Noelle's basement thinking it would be really funny and then Noelle who expected this was already hiding in the basement and then does an evil laugh to freak Kris out and Kris just actually goes "JESUS!?!?!?!" and doesnt talk to her for the rest of the day

// and then noelle pranks them back and they get so upset over it like SO YOU FUCKING HATE ME THEN and noelle is like ??? you pranked me first ???

what happened to us, kris....

( they take their hand off his muzzle, then... )

( and then, abruptly, squish his face with both hands, not being particularly gentle about it. )

( yeah, whatever. )

( they place their hand on his muzzle again. don't apologize, stupid. )

you need to be, more, if anything.

( yeah, there he goes, trying to be cute as usual. they huff, and take their hand off of his muzzle. they've... calmed down from laughter. )

you're so annoying.

( they don't mean it. they don't know how to express themself. )

NO i WASN'T.

( SNICKER LAUGH. they shove their hand on his muzzle. )

shut UP.

( ... sneeze! and then, suddenly. )

( they laugh!!!! )

i would never.

( SNORTTTTT. )

( SNICKER. SNICKER. )

why would i do that?