J.
heartonastick.bsky.social
J.
@heartonastick.bsky.social
Here's hoping.
Neither it seems is the Senate Minority Leader.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not a day goes by that I don't wish he'd gotten to host SNL, if only to complement Jon Hamm's John Ham with a spot for his own terrible celebrity travel agency, Slattery Will Get You Nowhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"A true testament to feminism led by a predominantly female team."

"Jared Cohn (Jailbait, Atlantic Rim) will direct from a script by Jose Prendes (Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark) and Josh Ridgway (The Flood)."
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They've recently had multiple poets, a part-time puppeteer, and a stay-at-home dad (who also happened to produce 'The Brutalist' (?)). Craving the day a contestant is announced as, "A good-for-nothing layabout from Kenosha, Wisconsin."
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Art holds a mirror to reality, and sometimes that mirror comes festooned with cocaine.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm a fan. All I do is worry.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
After the game, man. Please.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of my favorite GSOT games happened when the kicker pulled a quad on the opening kickoff. Martz had to go for it on every fourth down, every PAT became a two-pointer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
These games, always ugly, are going to be extra ugly this year.

One of them is going to be a shootout, the other will end 6-5, and neither fan base will feel anything afterward but relief that they're over.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know Jared Verse is a big fan.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
From time to time regret having sold off my DVDs, but inevitably remember I have enough ready cringe in my life.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Must-Can't Look Away TV.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM