TS Goodson
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Congratulations, MAGA. You stand for nothing, believe in nothing, and your legacy will be one of betrayal—throwing away everything past generations fought to protect…
You will be remembered for exactly what you are: a disgrace.
Simple as that.
You will be remembered for exactly what you are: a disgrace.
Simple as that.
February 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Congratulations, MAGA. You stand for nothing, believe in nothing, and your legacy will be one of betrayal—throwing away everything past generations fought to protect…
You will be remembered for exactly what you are: a disgrace.
Simple as that.
You will be remembered for exactly what you are: a disgrace.
Simple as that.
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Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
December 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
To everyone who voted to keep American democracy and who have decent morals and characteristics that unite and love everyone; I accept you! Now let's go enjoy bottomless mimosas with the ladies.
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January 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
To everyone who voted to keep American democracy and who have decent morals and characteristics that unite and love everyone; I accept you! Now let's go enjoy bottomless mimosas with the ladies.
#5 NO eating any more un-American foods NO more Mexican, Chinese, Habachi, ect) I fucking mean it! If I see you at the Mexican restaurant for margaritas, I'll be the first to yell "Hypocrite" and point right at you.
Awww no more queso for you.
Awww no more queso for you.
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January 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#5 NO eating any more un-American foods NO more Mexican, Chinese, Habachi, ect) I fucking mean it! If I see you at the Mexican restaurant for margaritas, I'll be the first to yell "Hypocrite" and point right at you.
Awww no more queso for you.
Awww no more queso for you.
#4 NO raves
Nope, you're only allowed to listen to Kid Rock, Billy Ray Cyrus, Ted Nuggent and other hillbilly fuckery that would give s person trauma. Some hallucinogenics would have you take a hard look at yourself inside and ask yourself "Who are you trying to kid? Self, you are a racist."
Nope, you're only allowed to listen to Kid Rock, Billy Ray Cyrus, Ted Nuggent and other hillbilly fuckery that would give s person trauma. Some hallucinogenics would have you take a hard look at yourself inside and ask yourself "Who are you trying to kid? Self, you are a racist."
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January 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
#4 NO raves
Nope, you're only allowed to listen to Kid Rock, Billy Ray Cyrus, Ted Nuggent and other hillbilly fuckery that would give s person trauma. Some hallucinogenics would have you take a hard look at yourself inside and ask yourself "Who are you trying to kid? Self, you are a racist."
Nope, you're only allowed to listen to Kid Rock, Billy Ray Cyrus, Ted Nuggent and other hillbilly fuckery that would give s person trauma. Some hallucinogenics would have you take a hard look at yourself inside and ask yourself "Who are you trying to kid? Self, you are a racist."
#3 NO bachelorette parties at gay night clubs
Nope, sorry your controlling future husband will have to be ok with a regular ole white hodown! Sorry, I know it's a safe space, but maybe you should just spend it home baking cakes and schitt.
Nope, sorry your controlling future husband will have to be ok with a regular ole white hodown! Sorry, I know it's a safe space, but maybe you should just spend it home baking cakes and schitt.
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January 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#3 NO bachelorette parties at gay night clubs
Nope, sorry your controlling future husband will have to be ok with a regular ole white hodown! Sorry, I know it's a safe space, but maybe you should just spend it home baking cakes and schitt.
Nope, sorry your controlling future husband will have to be ok with a regular ole white hodown! Sorry, I know it's a safe space, but maybe you should just spend it home baking cakes and schitt.
#2 NO going to drag shows!
Nope, not even for the endless mimosas or comedy act!
Sucks right? What good fun you're missing out on. Sucks to be you
Nope, not even for the endless mimosas or comedy act!
Sucks right? What good fun you're missing out on. Sucks to be you
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January 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#2 NO going to drag shows!
Nope, not even for the endless mimosas or comedy act!
Sucks right? What good fun you're missing out on. Sucks to be you
Nope, not even for the endless mimosas or comedy act!
Sucks right? What good fun you're missing out on. Sucks to be you
List of rules to give your family members that voted for this schitt: (multiple posts)
#1 NO traveling outside the United States
That cruise is NOT for you! Better cancel because trust me all the migrant workers hate you anyways, especially now. "Leave a tip and shut up!"
#1 NO traveling outside the United States
That cruise is NOT for you! Better cancel because trust me all the migrant workers hate you anyways, especially now. "Leave a tip and shut up!"
January 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
List of rules to give your family members that voted for this schitt: (multiple posts)
#1 NO traveling outside the United States
That cruise is NOT for you! Better cancel because trust me all the migrant workers hate you anyways, especially now. "Leave a tip and shut up!"
#1 NO traveling outside the United States
That cruise is NOT for you! Better cancel because trust me all the migrant workers hate you anyways, especially now. "Leave a tip and shut up!"