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In my spare time, I practice hitting the high notes on the bridge of "I Wanna Love You Forever" by Jessica Simpson.

And root for the Packers.

🏈Go Pack Go🏈
Getting old is like, having the benefit of experience but not the benefit of time.
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I love how the politically correct word for "dumb" is "willful ignorance" lol sounds academic, DSM V type shi
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Maybe this is a super ignorant take but I miss the days when I didn't have to worry about someone's political affiliation. The days when I didn't have to find out that someone is a MAGA supporter and I lose respect for them. I miss when people were just people.
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't understand these employers who fire people for commenting about CK on social media.

You're basically giving in to these doxxers.

Because if I were the employer, and someone snitched on my employee. I'll be like, "great, glad to know my employee is exercising their right to free speech."
September 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yo that High School Catfish documentary on Netflix, what the entire fuck?

Like, wow. What goes through someone's mind to do something like that?
September 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Why is there so much pressure to be great? Why can't we just enjoy our hobbies whether we're great at it or not?
September 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's so fucking disappointing when you meet someone you vibe with in a city where you don't have family and friends are hard to find and turns out they're MAGA.
July 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In today's episode of "I don't get it?"

I don't get the Katy Perry hate. Yeah okay, she hasn't made good music in a minute, but is that reason to hate her?

So she went to space. Are the other women getting as much hate as her for it?

The dog pile on her is very bizarre.
June 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Got all the way to the airport security and realized I don't have my purse... my wallet, my ID, credit card, my life... smdh so hard 💀
May 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I love how when I browse this app, either I see the nerdiest shit, or a pair of boobies.

I've found my people.
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I will never understand r/Fauxmoi's hatred for Gracie Abrams. Genuinely just baffled. She sings broody girly songs, chill out. Let the girl live, damn.
May 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Six months ago, I had an idea for a fic but didn't think I had what it takes to write, let alone publish it on ao3. Writing a longfic was a distant goal that maybe wasn't for me.

Seventeen chapters later... how'd this happen?

Idk. I guess I didn't care if it was good. I just needed to write it.
May 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Started from the bottom...

Still at the bottom, but with Netflix subscription.
May 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's not very smart, is he?
Zachary Levi is revealing the fallout from making headlines for endorsing Trump, criticizing the SAG-AFTRA strike, and voicing skepticism of the COVID-19 vaccine: 'I knew that was probably going to happen.'
Zachary Levi says people don't want to work with him due to controversial opinions
Zachary Levi is revealing the fallout from making headlines for endorsing Trump, criticizing the SAG-AFTRA strike, and voicing skepticism of the COVID-19 vaccine: 'I knew that was probably going to happen.'
bit.ly
May 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Really wanna play #civ7 so bad but $100 for deluxe is kinda steep... should I just eat the cost? 🤔
May 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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My god. I think this is the best thing I’ve ever read on the art of trying to get life down on paper. From Cannery Row by John Steinbeck.
May 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have never seen Fifty Shades of Grey, never read the entire book, but I feel like I need to before I die.
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mood
May 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Still a bop 32 years later!
32 YEARS AGO TODAY on May 15, 1993, "That's the Way Love Goes" by Janet Jackson reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
May 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I always forget that I have an account on here smdh what the helly
May 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why is writing so fucking hard... I just wanna write three sentences that don't sound like a five year old wrote them😭
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Texts I send my husband, exhibit A
January 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM