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Ouija F. Baby
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Your favorite archaeologist, historian, and curator. Chicagoan melting in the South. Dissertating Tarheel (Writing about Black Feminist worldmaking and 1990s R&B)

Some random emojis that may or may not mean things: 💚🩷🌻🦚🪞
“Wanna rumble with the B, huh? Throw a hex on the whole family. Dressed in all black like The Omen, have your friends singin ‘this is for my homie’…”
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nah, the description is too spot on for me to resist. 🤷🏽‍♀️
October 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This tiktok person did a “study” with 1000 men asking them what their most controversial take is as a conversation starter and she broke down the responses…this part was particularly interesting…because I think this is actually a generational problem with millennials and younger folks’ social skills
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My homegirl send me thiiiiiissss!!!! I guess i *am* teaching next semester. Lmao
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When @brujabanton.bsky.social takes a peek into my life without me knowing lol.
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have 26 slides…I never need this many slides lmao. I’m going to be at that podium like this:
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What “locked in” looks like on a Friday.
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Stayed home to write when I could be out being gay and doing crimes in Durham…because I decided to have goals n shit

Anyway, here’s Keisha:
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Apparently, I’m the problem for saying this car reminds me of a copper foamposite????
September 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just saw an email with the word “congratulations” in it…
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I like to switch it up…mattafack, you get some art today too! 🫶🏽
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Let the bodies hit the floor….
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Kinda some face?
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Do you have a designated dress for grabbing drinks?”

Me:
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
🗣️EXACTLY
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As someone who has gathered my things and left a date mid conversation…
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love (good) poetry.
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He was talking about gun violence when he was violenced by a gun:
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Found my lil enamel pin collection ☺️
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ooh! And then there was one astronomer named Jesus whose telescope was transmitting a live image of the Eagle Nebula/Pillars of Creation (it contains the basic elements to create new stars and planets. AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS DOING!) He was using a filter to detect Hydrogen so it’s red.
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ok so
1. iPhone low light photography goes crazy because it was pitch black out there

2. I got to look at some planets, nebulae, and stars somewhere in a field in NC.

3. And the moon is beautiful up close
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I mean, 8 seconds but…
September 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If your boo/friends don’t send things like this to you like “this is you” then idk what to tell you 💅
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This baby almost got squished by a car so I moved it to a nearby bush. Idk why I’ve decided to be squiggle bug messiah today, but I couldn’t just let this thing or the worms get hurt or gobbled by my dog.
September 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM