Jack Attack!
@heartajackackack.bsky.social
Militant atheist.
True believer in democracy.
Increasingly of the belief that you cannot have one without the other.
Also I like puppies and kittens, so there's that.
True believer in democracy.
Increasingly of the belief that you cannot have one without the other.
Also I like puppies and kittens, so there's that.
This fucking guy is UN. HINGED.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This fucking guy is UN. HINGED.
Any of my fellow protesters...sorry... VIOLENT COMMIE SOCIALIST JOBLESS AMERICA HATING THUGS... get their checks from George Soros yet? I need that money to buy weed and sign making supplies.
June 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Any of my fellow protesters...sorry... VIOLENT COMMIE SOCIALIST JOBLESS AMERICA HATING THUGS... get their checks from George Soros yet? I need that money to buy weed and sign making supplies.
QUIT ACTING LIKE THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL!!!
May 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
QUIT ACTING LIKE THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL!!!
Trump supporters posting about the reverence of Memorial Day this weekend can fuck ALL the way off. Brought to you by the numbers 8,6,4 and 7.
May 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Trump supporters posting about the reverence of Memorial Day this weekend can fuck ALL the way off. Brought to you by the numbers 8,6,4 and 7.
Newscaster: Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding...
<checks notes>
(To staff)...Jesus Christ. Really? Is this accurate? Are you sure? Ok...for fucks sake...
Newscaster: Ahem. Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding showerheads. I hate this job.
<checks notes>
(To staff)...Jesus Christ. Really? Is this accurate? Are you sure? Ok...for fucks sake...
Newscaster: Ahem. Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding showerheads. I hate this job.
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Newscaster: Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding...
<checks notes>
(To staff)...Jesus Christ. Really? Is this accurate? Are you sure? Ok...for fucks sake...
Newscaster: Ahem. Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding showerheads. I hate this job.
<checks notes>
(To staff)...Jesus Christ. Really? Is this accurate? Are you sure? Ok...for fucks sake...
Newscaster: Ahem. Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is regarding showerheads. I hate this job.
The world burning and mf tryna recreate dire wolves. Like, conjure me up a dragon I can sick on Trumpistan. Where is our Khaleesi???
April 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The world burning and mf tryna recreate dire wolves. Like, conjure me up a dragon I can sick on Trumpistan. Where is our Khaleesi???
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I'm old enough to remember when Barack Obama wore a tan suit and republicans LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS. FUCK THE GOP.
March 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Barack Obama wore a tan suit and republicans LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS. FUCK THE GOP.
Not sure why EVERY GODDAMN DEM didn't put up a fuss and get ejected.
March 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not sure why EVERY GODDAMN DEM didn't put up a fuss and get ejected.
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If your bullshit-ometer went off when Trump was listing all of DOGE’s “savings” it’s because he was lying ‼
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/03/u...
Struggling With Errors, DOGE Deletes Billions More From List of Savings
For the second time in a week, Elon Musk’s government overhaul effort updated its “wall of receipts” to remove mistakes that inflated its success.
www.nytimes.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If your bullshit-ometer went off when Trump was listing all of DOGE’s “savings” it’s because he was lying ‼
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/03/u...
Joe Biden clearly has prime real estate in this fucker's head. Good for you, Joe.
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Joe Biden clearly has prime real estate in this fucker's head. Good for you, Joe.
Glad Kristi Noem had time for hair and 💄 before cleaning up those dirt bags in NYC.
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Glad Kristi Noem had time for hair and 💄 before cleaning up those dirt bags in NYC.
Why all the sudden changes? What's happenning???
January 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Why all the sudden changes? What's happenning???
LMFAOOOOOO
MAGA in DC just being told that Trump just said the inauguration will now be inside: “So we’re not gonna see it in person? I don’t like it. We came all the way from OK. We might as well stayed home & watched it on TV. It sucks. We have farms. We don’t get to not feed the cows cause it’s cold.”
January 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
LMFAOOOOOO
I propose we start referring to Trump as "asterisk". Like, all the time. Donald "Asterisk" Trump.
January 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I propose we start referring to Trump as "asterisk". Like, all the time. Donald "Asterisk" Trump.
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Republicans accusing Biden of politicizing the DOJ can FUCK. ALL. THE. WAY. OFF.
December 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Republicans accusing Biden of politicizing the DOJ can FUCK. ALL. THE. WAY. OFF.
Media is gonna run this Hunter story all week. Meanwhile Trumpty Dumpty continues to select a literal rouges' galary of miscreants to crickets.
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Media is gonna run this Hunter story all week. Meanwhile Trumpty Dumpty continues to select a literal rouges' galary of miscreants to crickets.
This is awesome! Talk about a witch hunt, suck it MAGA! Cue the "Biden crime family" outrage.
President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden
The decision, which was first reported by NBC News, is a reversal for the president, who repeatedly said he would not use his authority to pardon his son or commute his sentence.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This is awesome! Talk about a witch hunt, suck it MAGA! Cue the "Biden crime family" outrage.
Evolution is crazy. Somewhere, a billion years ago, mother nature thought "yoooo, it would be LIT if caterpillars could dissolve themselves and then grow wings"
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Evolution is crazy. Somewhere, a billion years ago, mother nature thought "yoooo, it would be LIT if caterpillars could dissolve themselves and then grow wings"