Yeah, having a little trouble translating it:

OMFG your lede. The man who directed his mob to trash our Capitol was WOUNDED.
Are you FUCKING kidding us?

Thanks for responding. I wasn't trying to get into it with you.

But why did NYT run a review of the sneakers in the first place? Friedman treated it, IMO, as a display of Trump's brilliant political acumen. To my mind, NYT gives Trump way too much "when he's losing he's actually winning" coverage.

OMG, they're going with the "swirling" bullshit again. This is straight out of the Kill-Hillary playbook of 2016, with their swirling clouds of doubt.

You're wishcasting, NYT. Those swirling doubts and anxieties are what you're trying to foist on us. Fuck off.

This is how you're handling Haley. I sure don't see the struggle to not let her get away with absurd distortions about the threat Biden poses vs. Trump. Kinda just let that one slide right by.

LO f-ing L.

Excuse me, NYT. Could you tell us who slipped this heavy-handed editorializing about the poor non-violent senior citizen who might have to go to jail a second time, who also has spent decades doing crimes?

Also, why not note that the man he crimed for is a doddering old coot too?