CC Parker
@headstrategist.bsky.social
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She/They
EGI
Alt for pfp: an illustration of CC in a mask, wearing vertical striped blue and white button up with a green coat
Alt for banner: left to right yellow, yellow orange, orange, red, red orange (I think, I have color blindn
She/They
EGI
Alt for pfp: an illustration of CC in a mask, wearing vertical striped blue and white button up with a green coat
Alt for banner: left to right yellow, yellow orange, orange, red, red orange (I think, I have color blindn
I like how someone's talent can be something like 30 seconds of Michael Jackson choreo
March 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I like how someone's talent can be something like 30 seconds of Michael Jackson choreo
Luigi obviously going to the white barber
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Luigi obviously going to the white barber
I knew capitalism was bad when we lost Quiznos
February 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I knew capitalism was bad when we lost Quiznos
Don’t you think Rocky Mountain Oysters should have cum in them?
February 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don’t you think Rocky Mountain Oysters should have cum in them?
Getting my T from a primary source, cum
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Getting my T from a primary source, cum
Fuck it, I’m a juggalo chaser now
February 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fuck it, I’m a juggalo chaser now
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"We need DEI"
*gets upset when someone suggests using alt text*
*gets upset when someone suggests using alt text*
February 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"We need DEI"
*gets upset when someone suggests using alt text*
*gets upset when someone suggests using alt text*
The new Michigan licenses feel like fakes
February 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The new Michigan licenses feel like fakes
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I really need y’all to stop thinking the entirety of the poor and working class in general is made up solely of Trump supporters. Stop dancing in glee every time an economic hardship is announced because it might affect some republicans. You liberals need to find your souls along with the Nazis
February 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really need y’all to stop thinking the entirety of the poor and working class in general is made up solely of Trump supporters. Stop dancing in glee every time an economic hardship is announced because it might affect some republicans. You liberals need to find your souls along with the Nazis
“Gotta get fucked up before I read a thread” is where I’m at mentally
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Gotta get fucked up before I read a thread” is where I’m at mentally
Is Underoath MAGA yet?
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is Underoath MAGA yet?
Mexico! Grant me asylum, I have three cats and 5,000 dollars worth of music equipment and I’m a good server!
February 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Mexico! Grant me asylum, I have three cats and 5,000 dollars worth of music equipment and I’m a good server!
If I was granted asylum, would they be douche bags about my cats? They are vaccinated
February 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I was granted asylum, would they be douche bags about my cats? They are vaccinated
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Anyone wanna cashapp me $15-$20 so I can get breakfast/coffee? ;-;
Cat pic for tax
- $Convoluted94
Cat pic for tax
- $Convoluted94
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Anyone wanna cashapp me $15-$20 so I can get breakfast/coffee? ;-;
Cat pic for tax
- $Convoluted94
Cat pic for tax
- $Convoluted94
Go dammit, I just want to be a kitty girl in peace
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Go dammit, I just want to be a kitty girl in peace
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What are borders but prison walls?
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What are borders but prison walls?
I’ve lived my whole life with moist skin and now I think I have stress induced eczema or hives or some shit
February 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’ve lived my whole life with moist skin and now I think I have stress induced eczema or hives or some shit