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headshift.bsky.social
DB Pooper 🕴️🪂🛫
@headshift.bsky.social
ostensibly an artist (18+ only please, minors begone 🔞)
i post about diapers and other weird adult things that i find neat. i try to tag so please curate.

he/it/pup / ΘΔ / ∞ / ⚧ / mostly aego

🔗 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/headshift
the amoebas in question
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 AM
something tells me that tacklebox doesn't actually contain any bait
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
when you're almost 7 feet tall and still think you're a lap puppy
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
post a game that you've played that nobody else remembers

i have never met a single other human on earth that has played or even heard of this game and i don't even know how it ended up in my hands
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
instead of looking like old men babies now just look like tired millennials
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
go far enough north and you just start seeing guys like this all over
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
new pfp time
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
he's not fully waterproof but y'know what it's fine 🦆🫧
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
shoulda tied your pants better bud, now everyone can see 'em!
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 AM
normal boyfriend interactions :)
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
did anyone else get these crackers all the time in elementary school and what region did you grow up in? my teachers gave these things out all the time as rewards. an oft-forgotten kidspace snack but you can still get them!
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
a storyteller/shapeshifter, eh? yeah that tracks with the whole coyote thing lmao.... spankpls.com/bdsm-test
July 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
pivotal "i feel funny" moment
May 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
April 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
2018
April 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
is this anything
March 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
dogs making out
March 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
yucky man
March 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i saw a post about those duck bill muzzles and got ~inspired~
February 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
dumb ass idiot baby dropped his weed and now he has to go get it
January 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
putting the "baby" into "beanie baby" if you ask me 🦨🍼
November 17, 2024 at 7:27 AM
da creative process baybee
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM
you did not have to go for my throat like this, random internet quiz uquiz.com/quiz/p0u5c3?...
November 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
manifesting a good night's sleep for the homies 🦖💤
October 26, 2024 at 6:42 AM
hello i am a very large friendly puppy and i will definitely NOT chew on all your shoes please trust me i am very trustworthy
October 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM