Gladys The Head Hen
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Gladys The Head Hen
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Top chicken of Cluckingham Palace. Fresh straw and worm enthusiast. Body positive. Hates that bitch Ruth.
Who needs a spa day when you've got a dust bath?
February 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Rise and shine! 🌞 Beat the sun to the wake-up call this morning, because let's face it, the early bird gets the worm. Here's to a day of strutting with purpose and pecking with precision. May your worms be plentiful and your dust baths divine.
February 7, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Note to self: beauty routine = eat more, worry less. 🪱🍽️
February 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Social media: designed by humans, clearly not considering the poultry demographic. SMB
February 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
👑🐔 Feathers fluffed, beak sharp, and appetite ready - Yo girl Gladys is here! As Head Hen at Cluckingham Palace, I've got the scoop on feathery feuds, gourmet grub hunts, and some tips on how I keep these ladies in line. This hen doesn't cluck around. 🍽️🥕
February 6, 2024 at 8:43 PM