This app is so overly positive
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This app is so overly positive
What the fuck am I reading? You want your apartment to smell like incest?
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What the fuck am I reading? You want your apartment to smell like incest?
You mean slightly less orange.
June 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You mean slightly less orange.
From my experience Europeans are naturally gifted at perfecting American accents so you never know ‘til you try
March 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
From my experience Europeans are naturally gifted at perfecting American accents so you never know ‘til you try
We could just use both— to be honest I’m lookin for the memes here. Anyone know where I can go to see funny shit?
March 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We could just use both— to be honest I’m lookin for the memes here. Anyone know where I can go to see funny shit?
This was pretty well timed
December 13, 2024 at 10:51 PM
This was pretty well timed
Good morning princess (it’s 5pm)
December 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Good morning princess (it’s 5pm)
Hopefully I get a sticker
November 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Hopefully I get a sticker
Okay now you’ve crossed the line buddy
November 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Okay now you’ve crossed the line buddy
What a mature and measured response
November 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
What a mature and measured response
I see why she called you a schizo
November 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I see why she called you a schizo
This ain’t a fight, you’re just a triggered loser and we’re fucking with you
November 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This ain’t a fight, you’re just a triggered loser and we’re fucking with you
You lost me bro I don’t know what you’re on about, take a nap
November 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
You lost me bro I don’t know what you’re on about, take a nap
I mean, you’re losing to her so why should I waste my time with you
November 6, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I mean, you’re losing to her so why should I waste my time with you
Youre so cranky you’re not making sense, take a nap kiddo
November 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Youre so cranky you’re not making sense, take a nap kiddo
Nah she’s right and you need a nap
November 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Nah she’s right and you need a nap