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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈
@hclou.bsky.social

mostly here for unhinged hot takes & dogs.

#hcloutattoos | #hclouart | books open!
gentle illustrative tattooer & creative witch
your favorite grandpa at cozy camp collective in stp, mn!

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resign, baby boy mayor jacob frey. we dont even like you. gtfo.
Remember Minneapolitans, it's always okay to tell the boy mayor he's doing a terrible job, even if he's out having a drink with some friends. Offer him a high five and then do the "too slow" move and say "I only give high fives to mayors that don't suck." ITS NOT BULLYING IF ITS TRUE
June 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i saw someone say that tinder is the sex app. i think im using this thing all wrong....
April 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my submission to shark tank: weed grinder that screws onto a mason jar. its brilliant. sold. winner. done. boom. you're welcome, hipster stoners.
April 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
but honestly, think of how many puppies i could get with $5k. id be rich in puppies. take that birthing bonus.
April 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
it costs nearly $300,000 to raise a child in the us. a $5,000 baby bonus is literally 1.67% of that estimate. trying to boost the birth rate in these times are ripening the conditions for continued trajectory toward fascism.
April 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i guess being on tinder confirms that i am totally a pick me girl. lol.
April 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
my research shows that someone will swipe right on me no matter what unhinged shit i put on my tinder profile.
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
spoiler: i did laundry at 930am instead.
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i just realized i can do laundry whenever i want. like there isnt a laundry curfew. i am an adult and i can launder clothes at 939pm if i want.
April 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
why does everyone on tinder want a person to swipe right if they have daddy issues?
April 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
ive reached peak hotness because a 25 year old clown just liked me on a dating app.
April 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i block all cops on tinder.
April 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"11:11 make a wish lol" is 100% the level of game i bring to every romantic interaction and youre welcome.
April 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
sometimes when im feeling down, i get high, eat fruit, and use my tinder account in passport mode to remind myself that im not just midwest hot, but also hot on both costs and most major metropolitans.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think an 11 minute space visit would fix me.
April 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
jon stewart? sure, he could get it. i said what i said.
April 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
so many cis straight married women are worried about how women are oppressed by the save act... but lets also remember that anyone with minoritized genders is impacted by name changes and voting in the us. queer and trans folx and ANYONE with minoritized genders are impacted.
April 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
just had my first autistic meltdown of q2. i would like a little cookie please.
April 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
gotta catch em all.
April 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
downloaded a new important app to
document my dog adventures.
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
call me a hopeless romantic, but i dont think its asking too much for you to be half as obsessed with my dogs as i am tysm.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i love slow mornings with dogs and coffee and music playing on the speaker.
April 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
tattoos are once again becoming a racialized criteria for 47 to inhumanely imprison and deport melanated bodies determined to be "forever foreigners."
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈
NORMALIZE saying: “I don't think we have the kind of relationship where you should feel comfortable saying that to me” when someone oversteps.
March 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈
Has everyone in charge at Columbia simply lost their marbles? I really cannot wrap my mind around their dereliction of duty to their students. If my kid went there I would sure feel some kind of way.
March 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM