Man, benefits are nice, but health care should not be linked to employment. At all.

That's roughly how many people earn $17.50 an hour or less.

It's easy to confirm if you have the internet.

I used to work for a hotel that hosted NFL draft picks. The sirens went off during the night and I wasn't worried..

But EVERY SINGLE ONE of those guys was scared shitless. It was so honest of them. It's a power that their muscles can't compete with and it was a good reminder to take it seriously.

Tamales go hard.

A little girl knocked on my door one day. I heard her tell my partner that Abuela was making tamales. They're a dollar.

He was telling her 'no' when i came flying into the room with my wallet screaming '10! We want 10!' like a crazed lunatic. He'd never had a tamale. He ate 9.

Did Charlotte experience a spike in Grindr activity?

Uhh.

No, they're not.

Did you ever notice that when you smell a fragrance you enjoy, you can't really describe it ('you know, it's woody, but also kind of sweet like vanilla')

But if you hate it, you know the scent instantly '(Ooof. That's pomegranate.')?

Why not? There's a minimum age. A maximum age could also be set.

I wonder how many reporters go home and touch up his obituary.

I'm good with tornados. We get earthquakes, too. We had one about 4 years ago that was big enough that i could see the ripple in the floor as the seismic wave passed under the farm house.

Flipped me right tf out. I wasn't expecting it.

I've lived most of my life in the middle: Nebraska, Missouri, Arkansas, Texas. I tried the Carolinas for a couple of years but I prefer tornados to hurricanes.

It's a nickname for 'brother', mostly.

If you're a girl with a brother named Bubba, your family probably calls you Sissy no matter what your actual name is.

A lot of movie theaters show this movie on the big screen during the Christmas season. If you've never seen it that way, you might still have a chance.

This is all backwards.

Every time we heal *everyone else* comes back weirder.

Shun them. Revel in your healing.

Seems like they've got a job, too.

Dude. We vote for shit and Jeff City does whatever they fucking want. We voted for paid sick leave, abortion access in the state constitution and higher minimum wages for St Louis and they IGNORED all of it.