Matt M
@hazmatt23.bsky.social
A Milky Way is a Snickers that been neutered.
May 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A Milky Way is a Snickers that been neutered.
If they had let Carol Danvers reset the timeline with the Infinity gauntlet, Tony Stark would still be alive. White men gonna white men
May 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If they had let Carol Danvers reset the timeline with the Infinity gauntlet, Tony Stark would still be alive. White men gonna white men
@realdollyparton.bsky.social Dolly,
Your Majesty, if you’re doing something for your 80th and need help filling out the guest lists, which I doubt you’d ever have a problem with, I’d like to let you know I’m available. I wouldn’t give a hoot about any other attendees. LMK if I make the guest lists
Your Majesty, if you’re doing something for your 80th and need help filling out the guest lists, which I doubt you’d ever have a problem with, I’d like to let you know I’m available. I wouldn’t give a hoot about any other attendees. LMK if I make the guest lists
May 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
@realdollyparton.bsky.social Dolly,
Your Majesty, if you’re doing something for your 80th and need help filling out the guest lists, which I doubt you’d ever have a problem with, I’d like to let you know I’m available. I wouldn’t give a hoot about any other attendees. LMK if I make the guest lists
Your Majesty, if you’re doing something for your 80th and need help filling out the guest lists, which I doubt you’d ever have a problem with, I’d like to let you know I’m available. I wouldn’t give a hoot about any other attendees. LMK if I make the guest lists
Stone Cold Steve Austin would have been 10x as dangerous if he’d been drinking beer from bottles
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Stone Cold Steve Austin would have been 10x as dangerous if he’d been drinking beer from bottles
The internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
May 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
Bruh why tf is HALF A DOZEN donuts $12 from Krispy Kreme?!
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bruh why tf is HALF A DOZEN donuts $12 from Krispy Kreme?!
We did it. Yet another daylight saved.
March 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We did it. Yet another daylight saved.
Rewatching the Hunger Games, but this time for tips and tricks for our future. Step one: learn to camouflage myself like a tree bark cake?
March 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Rewatching the Hunger Games, but this time for tips and tricks for our future. Step one: learn to camouflage myself like a tree bark cake?
Man I’m so tired of living in more unprecedented times
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Man I’m so tired of living in more unprecedented times
@jasonffl.bsky.social @ffhitman.bsky.social @andyholloway.bsky.social can we get the “dominate you draft with. Th’ultam’t draft kit” song this offseason?
February 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
@jasonffl.bsky.social @ffhitman.bsky.social @andyholloway.bsky.social can we get the “dominate you draft with. Th’ultam’t draft kit” song this offseason?
Their blood is on Trump and Musks hands
A four-person flight crew. A lawyer eager to celebrate her 33rd birthday, seven hunting buddies, a Kansas farming couple, 28 people returning from an elite figure skating camp.
These are many of the victims of the plane crash in Washington D.C.
These are many of the victims of the plane crash in Washington D.C.
Who Are the Victims in the D.C. Plane Crash?
They were from all over — Kansas, Washington, D.C. and the surrounding area, and as far away as the Philippines.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Their blood is on Trump and Musks hands
TikTok, Facebook, Instagram and X accounts deactivated.
January 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
TikTok, Facebook, Instagram and X accounts deactivated.
So, like, when do we start deleting our X accounts?
July 25, 2023 at 3:20 AM
So, like, when do we start deleting our X accounts?