Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl
@hazelwonderland.bsky.social
Sanest Edelgard fangirl.
28 | She/They | 🏳️🌈
Minors DNI please
Sometimes NSFW content
28 | She/They | 🏳️🌈
Minors DNI please
Sometimes NSFW content
"i hope you die" is old, it's lame, it's boring
"i hope IS is desperate enough for money that they completely take a dump on 3H's story on FEH and release a war arc d*m*g*rd alt" is real, it's possible. it might actually happen now that the banner got leaked.
"i hope IS is desperate enough for money that they completely take a dump on 3H's story on FEH and release a war arc d*m*g*rd alt" is real, it's possible. it might actually happen now that the banner got leaked.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"i hope you die" is old, it's lame, it's boring
"i hope IS is desperate enough for money that they completely take a dump on 3H's story on FEH and release a war arc d*m*g*rd alt" is real, it's possible. it might actually happen now that the banner got leaked.
"i hope IS is desperate enough for money that they completely take a dump on 3H's story on FEH and release a war arc d*m*g*rd alt" is real, it's possible. it might actually happen now that the banner got leaked.
what workout routine do i need to do to get the tifa lockhart physique
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
what workout routine do i need to do to get the tifa lockhart physique
guys i stubbed my toe, how do i blame this on edelgard fans
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
guys i stubbed my toe, how do i blame this on edelgard fans
close enough
welcome back hegemon edelgard my beloved
welcome back hegemon edelgard my beloved
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
close enough
welcome back hegemon edelgard my beloved
welcome back hegemon edelgard my beloved
reading random scp articles and landing on one that's literally just a timeline where almost everything is better just because harry potter doesn't exist.
one of my favorites ngl
one of my favorites ngl
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
reading random scp articles and landing on one that's literally just a timeline where almost everything is better just because harry potter doesn't exist.
one of my favorites ngl
one of my favorites ngl
if time travel is ever invented, the only thing i'll do is stop jjk from ever being published because it's actually insane how much brainrot that manga's fanbase ended up spreading into every other fandom.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if time travel is ever invented, the only thing i'll do is stop jjk from ever being published because it's actually insane how much brainrot that manga's fanbase ended up spreading into every other fandom.
what if we shoved johnny silverhand's engram on edelgard's brain send tweet
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
what if we shoved johnny silverhand's engram on edelgard's brain send tweet
you don't like priam because of shipping discourse reasons
i don't like priam because if he's canon then so is every awakening spotpass character, and they all suck from a narrative standpoint.
we are not the same.
i don't like priam because if he's canon then so is every awakening spotpass character, and they all suck from a narrative standpoint.
we are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
you don't like priam because of shipping discourse reasons
i don't like priam because if he's canon then so is every awakening spotpass character, and they all suck from a narrative standpoint.
we are not the same.
i don't like priam because if he's canon then so is every awakening spotpass character, and they all suck from a narrative standpoint.
we are not the same.
omg it's monigard angst
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
omg it's monigard angst
cyberpunk 2077 except it's monica von ochs and keanu reeves is stuck in a lesbian's braim
(nothing changes)
(nothing changes)
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
cyberpunk 2077 except it's monica von ochs and keanu reeves is stuck in a lesbian's braim
(nothing changes)
(nothing changes)
yeah y'know what after the trainwreck that was the last stream
i can't be assed with this game anymore
i can't be assed with this game anymore
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
yeah y'know what after the trainwreck that was the last stream
i can't be assed with this game anymore
i can't be assed with this game anymore
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Lamplady Swansong 🩵💉🪽 #vriska #homestuck
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Lamplady Swansong 🩵💉🪽 #vriska #homestuck
i had to carry 2 beds down 2 floors and i only wanted to explode like 4 times so i'd say that's a success
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i had to carry 2 beds down 2 floors and i only wanted to explode like 4 times so i'd say that's a success
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so yeah i decided to finally move on from twitter.
tl;dr, place has just gotten way too toxic, need to just cut off the doomscrolling and stuff
quick update of everything, been taking care of my sick mom for the last month, she started chemo this week so hopefully things get better
tl;dr, place has just gotten way too toxic, need to just cut off the doomscrolling and stuff
quick update of everything, been taking care of my sick mom for the last month, she started chemo this week so hopefully things get better
October 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
so yeah i decided to finally move on from twitter.
tl;dr, place has just gotten way too toxic, need to just cut off the doomscrolling and stuff
quick update of everything, been taking care of my sick mom for the last month, she started chemo this week so hopefully things get better
tl;dr, place has just gotten way too toxic, need to just cut off the doomscrolling and stuff
quick update of everything, been taking care of my sick mom for the last month, she started chemo this week so hopefully things get better
is this thing on
October 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
is this thing on
life update
semester almost over, probably did very poorly all things considered, mental state honestly not a lot bettet, no luck finding a job yet
i just want to rest, but i can't shut my intrusive thoughts away
semester almost over, probably did very poorly all things considered, mental state honestly not a lot bettet, no luck finding a job yet
i just want to rest, but i can't shut my intrusive thoughts away
June 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
life update
semester almost over, probably did very poorly all things considered, mental state honestly not a lot bettet, no luck finding a job yet
i just want to rest, but i can't shut my intrusive thoughts away
semester almost over, probably did very poorly all things considered, mental state honestly not a lot bettet, no luck finding a job yet
i just want to rest, but i can't shut my intrusive thoughts away
another rejection
May 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
another rejection
sorry for venting in public but
tl;dr job search is still unsuccesful, classes just not getting better, i just feel like i'm getting worse by the minute
probably my worst relapse in years
i know i need help but
i can't afford it
tl;dr job search is still unsuccesful, classes just not getting better, i just feel like i'm getting worse by the minute
probably my worst relapse in years
i know i need help but
i can't afford it
May 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
sorry for venting in public but
tl;dr job search is still unsuccesful, classes just not getting better, i just feel like i'm getting worse by the minute
probably my worst relapse in years
i know i need help but
i can't afford it
tl;dr job search is still unsuccesful, classes just not getting better, i just feel like i'm getting worse by the minute
probably my worst relapse in years
i know i need help but
i can't afford it
only other job offer i got was for "chatter" that i sent an application to thinking it was customer support or something
turns out it was replying to onlyfans dms
yeah uhhhh talking to lonely men for money is not exactly something i wanna do i'm not THAT desperate yet
turns out it was replying to onlyfans dms
yeah uhhhh talking to lonely men for money is not exactly something i wanna do i'm not THAT desperate yet
May 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
only other job offer i got was for "chatter" that i sent an application to thinking it was customer support or something
turns out it was replying to onlyfans dms
yeah uhhhh talking to lonely men for money is not exactly something i wanna do i'm not THAT desperate yet
turns out it was replying to onlyfans dms
yeah uhhhh talking to lonely men for money is not exactly something i wanna do i'm not THAT desperate yet
whenever i feel i'm getting better i get dragged back down
May 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
whenever i feel i'm getting better i get dragged back down
i'm still here, just trying to get up again. taking until the semester ends to resume my job hunting, because i just can't really function in this state
May 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i'm still here, just trying to get up again. taking until the semester ends to resume my job hunting, because i just can't really function in this state
only job offer i got so far involves months of unpaid training for a 4 dollars an hour salary
help
help
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
only job offer i got so far involves months of unpaid training for a 4 dollars an hour salary
help
help
why can't anyone help me
April 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
why can't anyone help me
rejection mails finally started rolling in
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
rejection mails finally started rolling in