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HazelTheWitch
@hazelthewitch.bsky.social
She/Her
24 years old
Certified Rabbit Bitch
BF: @trent2luigi.bsky.social

This place has nsfw art, so any kids better get off my lawn! }:-<

A goofy, cute jackalope just trying to bring some joy to the world.
I'm not even a Metroid fan and I just... what? Even disregarding the tone the series has, who actually greenlit this crap?
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Same here. Wish I had consensually groppable tits, too
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Of mine, I'd say it would either be "all people, no matter who they are, where they live, or why, should be allowed to legally change their name whenever."

or "Anyone who makes more than a hundred million dollars must be obligated to donate anything over that to those in need of it."
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
it's desserts backwards, my bad
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I learned it because "dessert" is what you want when you're "stressed" which is dessert backwards.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
He has his own little candy cart he runs in My Sims Agents DS!
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hell, before I even realized I was trans, I headcanoned that Tim was secretly a girl, hiding luscious hair under the dog hat, like Finn from Adventure Time, and I loved that headcanon so much as a kid. Never knew until college lmao.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Like, the shoes look kinda fun, but that's just on their own, the full outfit looks so stupid. Grand Theft Auto npc with Kingdom Hearts shoes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM