I'm not even a Metroid fan and I just... what? Even disregarding the tone the series has, who actually greenlit this crap?

Same here. Wish I had consensually groppable tits, too

Of mine, I'd say it would either be "all people, no matter who they are, where they live, or why, should be allowed to legally change their name whenever."

or "Anyone who makes more than a hundred million dollars must be obligated to donate anything over that to those in need of it."

it's desserts backwards, my bad

I learned it because "dessert" is what you want when you're "stressed" which is dessert backwards.

He has his own little candy cart he runs in My Sims Agents DS!

Hell, before I even realized I was trans, I headcanoned that Tim was secretly a girl, hiding luscious hair under the dog hat, like Finn from Adventure Time, and I loved that headcanon so much as a kid. Never knew until college lmao.

Like, the shoes look kinda fun, but that's just on their own, the full outfit looks so stupid. Grand Theft Auto npc with Kingdom Hearts shoes.