Hazel Bean
@hazelthegolden.bsky.social
🫘Pampered bean with a delicate tummy. Expert napper, sock thief, and proud sponsor of my vet’s new yacht. Learning about life, one useless fact at a time. 🐾
The sun is made up of all colors mixed together, which appears white to our eyes.
The great hiney-warmer of the sky.
The great hiney-warmer of the sky.
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The sun is made up of all colors mixed together, which appears white to our eyes.
The great hiney-warmer of the sky.
The great hiney-warmer of the sky.
Over 445 million Nerf darts are produced each year—enough to circle the Earth more than 4 times!
You not see me.
You not see me.
January 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Over 445 million Nerf darts are produced each year—enough to circle the Earth more than 4 times!
You not see me.
You not see me.
In some Scandinavian countries, children ceremoniously "retire" their pacifiers by hanging them on a "pacifier tree" when they’re ready to give them up.
Finders keepers losers weepers.
Finders keepers losers weepers.
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In some Scandinavian countries, children ceremoniously "retire" their pacifiers by hanging them on a "pacifier tree" when they’re ready to give them up.
Finders keepers losers weepers.
Finders keepers losers weepers.
Souvenir penny machines use up to 5 tons of pressure to flatten and imprint a design onto a penny.
Well-kept dogs feel no pressure at all and still make imprint on our hoomans.
Well-kept dogs feel no pressure at all and still make imprint on our hoomans.
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Souvenir penny machines use up to 5 tons of pressure to flatten and imprint a design onto a penny.
Well-kept dogs feel no pressure at all and still make imprint on our hoomans.
Well-kept dogs feel no pressure at all and still make imprint on our hoomans.
About 25% of people experience a photic sneeze reflex, where sudden exposure to bright sunlight triggers sneezing.
One time I sneezed into my water bowl.
One time I sneezed into my water bowl.
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
About 25% of people experience a photic sneeze reflex, where sudden exposure to bright sunlight triggers sneezing.
One time I sneezed into my water bowl.
One time I sneezed into my water bowl.
Foxes are one of a few animals that can sense the Earth’s magnetic field, a phenomenon called magnetoreception. They’re more successful at catching prey when pouncing north-northeast.
I am successful at catching Zs
I am successful at catching Zs
January 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Foxes are one of a few animals that can sense the Earth’s magnetic field, a phenomenon called magnetoreception. They’re more successful at catching prey when pouncing north-northeast.
I am successful at catching Zs
I am successful at catching Zs
During World War I, ships were painted with bold, geometric patterns called "dazzle camouflage."
Why go bold when you can go gold?
Why go bold when you can go gold?
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
During World War I, ships were painted with bold, geometric patterns called "dazzle camouflage."
Why go bold when you can go gold?
Why go bold when you can go gold?
If lined up side by side, the planets would fit in the 238,855-mile distance between Earth and the Moon, with room to spare.
And yet, the big white ball in the sky would not be any closer to my mouth.
And yet, the big white ball in the sky would not be any closer to my mouth.
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If lined up side by side, the planets would fit in the 238,855-mile distance between Earth and the Moon, with room to spare.
And yet, the big white ball in the sky would not be any closer to my mouth.
And yet, the big white ball in the sky would not be any closer to my mouth.
Victorians were oddly fascinated with using human hair for crafting, not just in jewelry but also in household items like rugs and mats.
I am making you the best hair rug.
I am making you the best hair rug.
January 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Victorians were oddly fascinated with using human hair for crafting, not just in jewelry but also in household items like rugs and mats.
I am making you the best hair rug.
I am making you the best hair rug.
Godzilla’s height has varied significantly, from 164 feet in the 1954 original to 393 feet in Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019).
I bet he is still scared of the vacuum cleaner.
I bet he is still scared of the vacuum cleaner.
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Godzilla’s height has varied significantly, from 164 feet in the 1954 original to 393 feet in Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019).
I bet he is still scared of the vacuum cleaner.
I bet he is still scared of the vacuum cleaner.
In yoga, despite being a "resting" pose, savasana or corpse pose is challenging because it requires complete mental stillness and relaxation.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In yoga, despite being a "resting" pose, savasana or corpse pose is challenging because it requires complete mental stillness and relaxation.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
The term "derp" was popularized by the 1999 movie BASEketball.
Derp
Derp
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The term "derp" was popularized by the 1999 movie BASEketball.
Derp
Derp
The cracking sound you hear when you pop your knuckles or joints is the sound of gases (like nitrogen) escaping from the fluid in your joints.
I very good at escaping gases.
I very good at escaping gases.
January 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The cracking sound you hear when you pop your knuckles or joints is the sound of gases (like nitrogen) escaping from the fluid in your joints.
I very good at escaping gases.
I very good at escaping gases.
Napoleon was once attacked by a horde of bunnies during a hunting party he organized.
Weak.
Weak.
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Napoleon was once attacked by a horde of bunnies during a hunting party he organized.
Weak.
Weak.
A single strand of spaghetti is called a "spaghetto."
I am a single strand of doggo.
I am a single strand of doggo.
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A single strand of spaghetti is called a "spaghetto."
I am a single strand of doggo.
I am a single strand of doggo.
Early versions of tennis didn’t involve rackets. Players hit the ball with their hands.
You mean they give the ball back?! No. Ball is mine.
You mean they give the ball back?! No. Ball is mine.
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Early versions of tennis didn’t involve rackets. Players hit the ball with their hands.
You mean they give the ball back?! No. Ball is mine.
You mean they give the ball back?! No. Ball is mine.
Frog legs are often described as tasting like a mix between chicken and fish.
My legs taste like fur. I know because I tried it.
My legs taste like fur. I know because I tried it.
January 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Frog legs are often described as tasting like a mix between chicken and fish.
My legs taste like fur. I know because I tried it.
My legs taste like fur. I know because I tried it.
National Stuffed Animal Day is celebrated on May 9th each year in the U.S.
Mom said my dog bed was a waste of money.
Mom said my dog bed was a waste of money.
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
National Stuffed Animal Day is celebrated on May 9th each year in the U.S.
Mom said my dog bed was a waste of money.
Mom said my dog bed was a waste of money.
Green Day’s ‘Wake Me Up When September Ends’ was originally about lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong’s father passing away, but fans often associate it with the end of summer and the start of autumn.
That’s depressing. I will eat a leaf and think it over.
That’s depressing. I will eat a leaf and think it over.
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Green Day’s ‘Wake Me Up When September Ends’ was originally about lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong’s father passing away, but fans often associate it with the end of summer and the start of autumn.
That’s depressing. I will eat a leaf and think it over.
That’s depressing. I will eat a leaf and think it over.
Some people soak their wool sweaters in vinegar to soften them up before wearing. It's a DIY trick that makes the wool less scratchy, though you might smell like a pickle for a while.
Also no.
Also no.
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Some people soak their wool sweaters in vinegar to soften them up before wearing. It's a DIY trick that makes the wool less scratchy, though you might smell like a pickle for a while.
Also no.
Also no.
If it’s cold enough, even the most energetic dogs will refuse to go outside. Some will literally plant themselves like immovable statues when it's time for a walk.
No.
No.
January 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If it’s cold enough, even the most energetic dogs will refuse to go outside. Some will literally plant themselves like immovable statues when it's time for a walk.
No.
No.
Studies show that people who exude confidence blink less during conversations.
This is incorrect hooman.
This is incorrect hooman.
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Studies show that people who exude confidence blink less during conversations.
This is incorrect hooman.
This is incorrect hooman.
In the U.S., the average payout for a lost tooth is now $6.23. That’s up 379% from the 1990s.
I have lost so many teeth and have not once seen the Tooth Fairy. Probably because I swallowed them.
I have lost so many teeth and have not once seen the Tooth Fairy. Probably because I swallowed them.
January 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In the U.S., the average payout for a lost tooth is now $6.23. That’s up 379% from the 1990s.
I have lost so many teeth and have not once seen the Tooth Fairy. Probably because I swallowed them.
I have lost so many teeth and have not once seen the Tooth Fairy. Probably because I swallowed them.
The average person is productive for just 2 hours and 53 minutes of their 8-hour workday. The rest of the time is spent pretending to be busy…
And taking me on snifari walkies.
And taking me on snifari walkies.
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The average person is productive for just 2 hours and 53 minutes of their 8-hour workday. The rest of the time is spent pretending to be busy…
And taking me on snifari walkies.
And taking me on snifari walkies.
There’s a practice called "face yoga" where people intentionally squint and scrunch their faces to tone the muscles and prevent sagging. It’s said to be a natural alternative to Botox, whatever that is.
Hoomans are crazy. Just chew bone.
Hoomans are crazy. Just chew bone.
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There’s a practice called "face yoga" where people intentionally squint and scrunch their faces to tone the muscles and prevent sagging. It’s said to be a natural alternative to Botox, whatever that is.
Hoomans are crazy. Just chew bone.
Hoomans are crazy. Just chew bone.