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Hazel
@hazelsscales.bsky.social
(choom/choomba) Canadian Motorcycle fanatic. I'm just here to look at pretty people, sexy art, and further my career as a Tentacle Monster wrangler. NSFW.
I would do unspeakable things to have Anthro Rarity make a set of bra and panties for me... even more so if she helps me try them on. :3
a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
ALT: a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
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December 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Oh dear heavens she's *amazing!*!!!!
August 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Duck Stops Here
May 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looks kinda like "Serious Al" Yankovic to me, @alyankovic.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've motorcycled past this exact storm/point of view, I swear... glorious
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now THAT is a boyussy I could drink up.
March 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sadly he's been chugging his own bullshit and washing it down with the dictator dicks he's been sucking, he's basically a snake with an unhinging jaw. He'd never choke on his natural intake of rat feces and kissed ass flakes either.
March 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Considering outright blatant treason and sedition, I'd say he's juuuust behind serial pedophiles, but we have proof of that too...

Congrats, President Trump, you get 100% finally!
March 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Right next to an athlete winning the Gold.
February 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Not true.

"Nobody" might be safer. Which is who is replacing as much of his 'government' / 'firesale' as possible.

Then again, I'd much rather share a bathroom with my trans sisters than have to request a bathroom pass from an authority figure, so you're still right.
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm sorry, keyboard shorted out. Mouse too. Moisture related. Working to restore fuck....I mean...function. Stand by.
February 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Not going to lie.

Both look delicious.

Or....w...wait....all four? I can't decide.
February 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
but when I mount a bunch of queerphobic fake-religious, exploitative fuckwitts on my wall, will I be immune from this?
February 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You can tell Trudeau is actually telling the truth, is passionate and real about it, and is not putting on a politician voice/face....

Because not once in an entire statement did he say 'uh' or 'um'. This is actual non 'career politician' actual leadership for once, even if you don't like him.
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hard Mode
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
They'll even make a big deal about the mural being made of biodegradable cardboard and paints....

And claim a green credit on their tax forms. 😅
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM