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Hazel
@hazelspath.bsky.social
She/her another chaotic human encouraging and creating nonsense.

https://linktr.ee/HazelSpath
I have memories of memories. I've noticed that there are some things I remember having a visual memory of; now I just remember that memory existed.
October 2, 2023 at 1:19 PM
I wrote a book in the hopes I will eventually afford therapy, maybe Self-Publishing isn't the fastest way to get to that goal. But I've reached my first goal, and only have 3 days left for shameless self advertising - checkout my fantasy and anxiety book before pre-orders close on this platform
July 18, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Thoughts unfiltered: I was just thinking about pop rocks on your vagina
July 8, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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I flirt like a vampire where I'm incredibly powerful but someone has to invite me first or I'm just standing out on the porch feeling frustrated
July 6, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Someone once told me, if you want to make friends reward them with nuts.. I now have two friends. I think it's working
July 6, 2023 at 5:49 PM
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age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight

age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before
July 5, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Why is it so easy to accept that people are unique but so hard to understand the concept that neurodivergence isn't the same for everyone?
July 2, 2023 at 11:39 PM
The horoscope app says "today you will experience the spectrum..." Yes, thank you for acknowledging my everyday experience
June 30, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Like being ambitious doesn't replace our need for a system or structure
June 29, 2023 at 12:23 PM
What does the phrase "deaf empathy" mean to me if I didn't write any context clues on the sticky note. I'm certain it's not a joke about effort in deaf people, I just keep hearing that song clip "what did it mean?" 🎵 🎶
June 28, 2023 at 5:14 AM
The death of Raggedy Anne, a short story about a girl her doll and her eventual realization of autistic trauma.
June 28, 2023 at 4:37 AM
This week I'm going to remind myself what's optimal or ideal may not be what's best for my creativity or motivation
June 28, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Last week was a constant reminder that we can't live our lives in fear of judgement especially if it's preventing us from getting help when we need it the most.
June 28, 2023 at 4:31 AM
June 24, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Writing and telling stories and jokes like...
June 24, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I need more creative book memes, dark humor is okay, RSD and anxiety memes always slap.
June 23, 2023 at 2:23 PM
I wrote a fantasy-suspense book mostly centered around a character with severe anxiety and RSD, told my friends and by the end of the year I'm going to be an independently published writer. I might cry, and then use the imposter syndrome in the next book of this series. Eeek eight ppl love me so far
June 23, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Fanfic crossover idea: Beastboy transforms into foxy Robin Hood and goes on adventures
June 23, 2023 at 3:38 AM
So many undiagnosed genetic traits to compensate for, nothing has been better for me than self-identification and understanding. I AM funny though
June 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I started writing stand-up comedy based mostly on my inside thoughts and hilarious quips about finding out I was a planned child and not an accident. I run all my jokes through my mom as filter and after she shot down my genetic testing joke I decided to write a book instead. Its not funny though
June 22, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Exhausted person in pajamas: To the lady behind the counter; when you asked me what bagel I wanted and I asked what your favorite was to which you replied "I don't know what you like." ... if I wanted what I liked I would have ordered that. Realistically this was an odd request and it's not my bagel
June 22, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I have a mix of RSD and wild self confidence meaning; If I say something funny and you don't laugh, I'm going to spend the next 3 days wondering what happened to you that my jokes weren't funny, and another 2 days wondering if my jokes were so good they rendered you speechless like my mother.
June 22, 2023 at 3:41 AM