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Scientist.
Powerlifter.
Bookworm.
Terrible at writing bios.
DO. SOMETHING. YOU. USELESS. OLD. FUCK.

Also someone should be answering phones at your office and not just sending all your constituents right to fucking voice mail.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Two Belt Nightingale!!!!! #AEWDynamite
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I love it when the trash takes itself out .
BREAKING: Elise Stefanik DROPS OUT of race for New York Governor and will NOT be seeking reelection in Congress
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ok now give Eddie the Men's World Championship #WinterIsComing #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All I want for Christmas is Babes of Wrath to be the inaugural AEW Women's Tag Team Champions #WinterIsComing #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm now only minutes away from meeting Gillian Anderson and I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Somehow after only three days off from work I feel like I've completely forgotten everything I was working on before now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Honestly the fact that someone who was mediocre for a good part of the season and in the championship race ends up your champion should make NASCAR embarrassed.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
To do the front stretch interview and joke that you never led a lap and talk about how mediocre your car was are just some of the reasons Larson does not deserve this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Kyle Larson
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I keep realizing I'm holding my breath just hoping Denny Hamlin can keep pulling away.
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thanks NASCAR, that Briscoe family video package made me cry.
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dear @aewontv.bsky.social could we please make Harlow the official team name for Willow and Harley??
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted
A friend sent me a screenshot
of some old prediction
about how everyone
who got “the jab”
would be dead by now,
and though I am confident
(I am fairly confident)
that I am still alive,
were I actually dead
and in hell
I feel that would explain a lot
about the state of the world.
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So far so good...no ICE ads during Dynamite. Now can we get rid of the one where the man mispronounces the word detergent? #AEWDynamite
October 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is it weird that I feel this album sounds like if Fearless and Reputation had a baby?
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This right here is why Hangman Adam Page will always and forever be MY world champion.
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The Internet let me down so I had to take matters into my own hands. It's not the best, but it'll do. #NASCAR #ChaseElliott
September 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm gonna need a GIF of that Chase wink to the camera immediately #NASCAR
September 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh boy, there's gonna be an awkward team meeting at Joe Gibbs Racing in the next few days. #DennyDidNothingWrong #NASCAR
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Excuse me, I thought this was a Coffin Match? Why are they using caskets? #AEWAllOut
September 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Beth!!!!!! #AEWAllOut
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know I shouldn't be surprised that a NASCAR driver dedicated their win to Charlie Kirk, but it does hurt that it was Christopher Bell. I don't think the sport will ever shake the redneck, far right stereotype at this point.
September 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If I don't come home from Dover, assume that I'm being held without bail in a Delaware jail because I beat the shit out of the person camping next to us that has been running his loud ass generator for six hours straight.
July 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Locked. The. Fuck. In. #NASCAR
a man in a napa auto parts helmet stands on top of a race car .
ALT: a man in a napa auto parts helmet stands on top of a race car .
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June 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM