HazelMom
@hazelmom.bsky.social
Poet, dog-Mom, lover of wine. I voted for HER.
How are service members (those who are not legal experts) supposed to know whether an order is lawful or not? Especially if they're not blatantly outrageous
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How are service members (those who are not legal experts) supposed to know whether an order is lawful or not? Especially if they're not blatantly outrageous
Why is your cat drinking wine in the first place?
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is your cat drinking wine in the first place?
President (I use the word loosely) Rictus.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
President (I use the word loosely) Rictus.
My dogs made it 10 minutes. 10. Minutes. Three of them were weak with hunger, it was up to the fourth to bark her brains out alerting us to the crisis.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My dogs made it 10 minutes. 10. Minutes. Three of them were weak with hunger, it was up to the fourth to bark her brains out alerting us to the crisis.
Such a diverse crowd! White men and even whiter white men.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Such a diverse crowd! White men and even whiter white men.
And that-thar newfangled "electricity" they done been hearin' 'bout.
September 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And that-thar newfangled "electricity" they done been hearin' 'bout.
But you're a thoughtful idiot.
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
But you're a thoughtful idiot.
What's that sound? Is it cake? Cake being eaten? By those letting the cake-eaters eat cake?
August 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
What's that sound? Is it cake? Cake being eaten? By those letting the cake-eaters eat cake?
Times like this I feel we should apologize to Britain for all the negative George III vibes, and see if they'd be willing to take us back. Or at least annex New England to Canada.
August 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Times like this I feel we should apologize to Britain for all the negative George III vibes, and see if they'd be willing to take us back. Or at least annex New England to Canada.
Sure. I'm about to go spend well over $100 at the grocery store to feed 2 of us for a couple of days. Prices on some staples have doubled from last summer. But yeah, more $ in my pocket sounds about right. Delusional, but "right."
August 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sure. I'm about to go spend well over $100 at the grocery store to feed 2 of us for a couple of days. Prices on some staples have doubled from last summer. But yeah, more $ in my pocket sounds about right. Delusional, but "right."
I do not understand this. That shit is more expensive than "real" food, tastes as fake as it looks, and contributes to more dietary-related illnesses than any other legal substance in the US. What's so fucking hard about cooking? Can't cook, then make a salad.
August 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I do not understand this. That shit is more expensive than "real" food, tastes as fake as it looks, and contributes to more dietary-related illnesses than any other legal substance in the US. What's so fucking hard about cooking? Can't cook, then make a salad.
Yet if she wasn't acting like an out of control fascist who shoots puppies just for fun, no one would give 2 shits about her looks.
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yet if she wasn't acting like an out of control fascist who shoots puppies just for fun, no one would give 2 shits about her looks.
It's another way of saying "this car no longer has working brakes," because what goes up must (slowly) come down.
August 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's another way of saying "this car no longer has working brakes," because what goes up must (slowly) come down.
Overall the state sucks at mottos. The town line of Milford, NH is marked by a granite headstone, and the words "Milford, a nice place to be." The town of Peterborough's is similarly underwhelming. My town's motto: "Get the Fuck off my Property."
August 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Overall the state sucks at mottos. The town line of Milford, NH is marked by a granite headstone, and the words "Milford, a nice place to be." The town of Peterborough's is similarly underwhelming. My town's motto: "Get the Fuck off my Property."
We are that. Yet we continue electing hackneyed Republican governors.
August 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We are that. Yet we continue electing hackneyed Republican governors.
He further alienated Greenland. Is that an achievement?
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He further alienated Greenland. Is that an achievement?
To be fair it's vile. Cavities on a stick. Kid has sense.
August 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
To be fair it's vile. Cavities on a stick. Kid has sense.
"Just Say No." That one worked so well.
July 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"Just Say No." That one worked so well.
Gas prices are up in the NE. And "My Mother the Car" was meant to be a comedy . . .
June 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gas prices are up in the NE. And "My Mother the Car" was meant to be a comedy . . .
I remember reading this in elementary school. My 7 year-old brain found it "deep."
June 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I remember reading this in elementary school. My 7 year-old brain found it "deep."