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@hazelholic.bsky.social
Aspiring author, book lover, witch, 🎹 teacher, socialist, nerd, homoflexible, gender fluid, polyamorous, autistic, chronically & mentally ill. I’m your MAGA uncle’s worst nightmare

WIP: The Price of Unicorn Blood

Current Read: SVSSS 4
Iconic, sir. Now I shall get back to watching your radio murder guy do his thing. Thank you for your service.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Idk who’s talking but someone should do a welfare check on her she sounds like she’s going. Tf do you mean “American oil” is cleaner than our competitors is our ground magical or some shit?
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gianmarco Soresi, Lisa Gilroy, Jenny Tian
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Make it three I dare you
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m just gonna pretend it’s Stephen Miller bc I’ll believe he’s got an amoeba in his brain
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh my bad I thought it was present day welp lol
September 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Him, Dani Martineck, Raphael Corkhill (absolutely goated), the trio that read HFWU, they’re all fucking stellar.

Also I’m on chapter 26 of YWMTBH and I just kinda wanna puke
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever legitimately thought I was reading an onion article
September 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM