Hazel
@hazelescence.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ She/Her ~ 27 ~ Mother of two (Greyhounds) ~ Terminally silly
Omg I got the cutest scrunchie-holder 😍
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Omg I got the cutest scrunchie-holder 😍
It’s ladies night tonight baybee
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It’s ladies night tonight baybee
I need more cute pictures of me on here 😤
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I need more cute pictures of me on here 😤
My tiddies aren’t small they’re fun-size 😎
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My tiddies aren’t small they’re fun-size 😎
I’m serving tonight, you know what
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’m serving tonight, you know what
Tummy sleepin’ like a gosh dang seal out here
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Tummy sleepin’ like a gosh dang seal out here
Born to babygirl, forced to girlboss 🙂↕️
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Born to babygirl, forced to girlboss 🙂↕️
I had my first makeup lesson today and I think it went well 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I had my first makeup lesson today and I think it went well 🥰
It ain’t right having hot friends and I’m not even allowed to smooch them even a little bit as a treat 😖
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It ain’t right having hot friends and I’m not even allowed to smooch them even a little bit as a treat 😖
First listen on Ashnikko's new album Smoochies and first off lets say obviously its a banger we know this. Of the new tracks that weren't released as singles She's So Pretty and Liquid are my favourites but huge honourable to I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss can't wait to see that one in concert 🤭
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
First listen on Ashnikko's new album Smoochies and first off lets say obviously its a banger we know this. Of the new tracks that weren't released as singles She's So Pretty and Liquid are my favourites but huge honourable to I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss can't wait to see that one in concert 🤭
You go girl, have your kink and eat it too
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You go girl, have your kink and eat it too
I had a nightmare that I accidentally invited all my discord friends into one call and I couldn’t leave 😖
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I had a nightmare that I accidentally invited all my discord friends into one call and I couldn’t leave 😖
I smacked my titty on the doorframe and felt the death of a thousand legions 😖
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I smacked my titty on the doorframe and felt the death of a thousand legions 😖
My compliments come in two flavours, first is “dang you’re so fricken hot omg” and second is “I want to worship the altar of your beautiful body on my hands and knees my gorgeous goddess you are my new religion and I am helpless to do anything but praise you”
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My compliments come in two flavours, first is “dang you’re so fricken hot omg” and second is “I want to worship the altar of your beautiful body on my hands and knees my gorgeous goddess you are my new religion and I am helpless to do anything but praise you”
Imma get that eepy so big time like wow it’s gonna be sheesh like damn big snoozin like I’m gonna honk shoo so serious like wow people gonna be like goddang this bitch sleepin holy moly like I’m going to bed I’m serious I’ll do it for real like it’s way past my bedtime so sleepy zzzz
September 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Imma get that eepy so big time like wow it’s gonna be sheesh like damn big snoozin like I’m gonna honk shoo so serious like wow people gonna be like goddang this bitch sleepin holy moly like I’m going to bed I’m serious I’ll do it for real like it’s way past my bedtime so sleepy zzzz
Nobody will see your pain
Unless you carve it out for exhibition
Then they marvel at the beauty of it
Admiring the monument of your withered spirit
Prized among a gallery of broken hearts
Unless you carve it out for exhibition
Then they marvel at the beauty of it
Admiring the monument of your withered spirit
Prized among a gallery of broken hearts
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Nobody will see your pain
Unless you carve it out for exhibition
Then they marvel at the beauty of it
Admiring the monument of your withered spirit
Prized among a gallery of broken hearts
Unless you carve it out for exhibition
Then they marvel at the beauty of it
Admiring the monument of your withered spirit
Prized among a gallery of broken hearts
I have a warped heart that doesn’t fit in my chest right
I can feel it being crushed against my bones
It isn’t shaped like others, it’s shaped worse
Maybe it’s not a heart at all, but the closest approximation I could manage
I can feel it being crushed against my bones
It isn’t shaped like others, it’s shaped worse
Maybe it’s not a heart at all, but the closest approximation I could manage
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have a warped heart that doesn’t fit in my chest right
I can feel it being crushed against my bones
It isn’t shaped like others, it’s shaped worse
Maybe it’s not a heart at all, but the closest approximation I could manage
I can feel it being crushed against my bones
It isn’t shaped like others, it’s shaped worse
Maybe it’s not a heart at all, but the closest approximation I could manage
I am drowning
Waves crashing against my mind
Twisting and pulling me erratically
Filling my chest with murky brine
Lungs squeezing painfully for air
I am alone at sea
Lost and scared
Waves crashing against my mind
Twisting and pulling me erratically
Filling my chest with murky brine
Lungs squeezing painfully for air
I am alone at sea
Lost and scared
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I am drowning
Waves crashing against my mind
Twisting and pulling me erratically
Filling my chest with murky brine
Lungs squeezing painfully for air
I am alone at sea
Lost and scared
Waves crashing against my mind
Twisting and pulling me erratically
Filling my chest with murky brine
Lungs squeezing painfully for air
I am alone at sea
Lost and scared
Today was yikes, yeesh and hooly dooly all at once
September 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Today was yikes, yeesh and hooly dooly all at once
Mac got a new pumpkin-dinosaur toy today 🥰
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Mac got a new pumpkin-dinosaur toy today 🥰
Balatro must be so hard for people who only wanna play straight 😏
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Balatro must be so hard for people who only wanna play straight 😏