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hazel
@hazel.starlightnet.work.ap.brid.gy
system of 3 fluffy critters :3 - assigned French at birth - autistic by birth, foxyotelynxbotgirl by the grace of god - not human - adult

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mastodon.social
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i love how if you leave a vnc server open on the internet, one of two demographics will log into it:
- north korean hackers
- queer people
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
my friends love me
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
people that use MM/DD/YYYY should be kept in a box for further inspection
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
[at someone else]

why is your marital status on your resume ​:neofox_googly_woozy:​
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
omw to buy a 5kg bag of citric acid
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
😆🤓🫖
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
late acab
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
[uspol, leak]

is the ICE leak public? asking for a friend
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
buying an uranium centrifuge, strictly for personal use
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
kolektiva.social
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
[terrible, gross, cursed brainfart]

i dont wipe. ama
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
morning everyoneeeeee
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
[cw meta, pol]

im gonna start muting or blocking people that post stuff without proper CWs
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
critical gender theory is when your gender is heated up and compressed a bunch so all your gender fluid comes supercritical
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
famichiki.jp
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
2222
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
has the world ended while i was away?
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by hazel
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
TRAGIC: fox needs pliers to fix the pliers
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[guns, lewd]

self oh: can i use water based lube on guns? ​:neofox_solder_googly:​
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
[weapons]

dont bring a gun to a stapler fight
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
does anyone wanna swap 50-100 euros for monero so i can buy some E? tyy
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM