hazel
@hazel.starlightnet.work.ap.brid.gy
system of 3 fluffy critters :3 - assigned French at birth - autistic by birth, foxyotelynxbotgirl by the grace of god - not human - adult
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i love how if you leave a vnc server open on the internet, one of two demographics will log into it:
- north korean hackers
- queer people
- north korean hackers
- queer people
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
i love how if you leave a vnc server open on the internet, one of two demographics will log into it:
- north korean hackers
- queer people
- north korean hackers
- queer people
my friends love me
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
my friends love me
people that use MM/DD/YYYY should be kept in a box for further inspection
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
people that use MM/DD/YYYY should be kept in a box for further inspection
[at someone else]
why is your marital status on your resume :neofox_googly_woozy:
why is your marital status on your resume :neofox_googly_woozy:
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[at someone else]
why is your marital status on your resume :neofox_googly_woozy:
why is your marital status on your resume :neofox_googly_woozy:
omw to buy a 5kg bag of citric acid
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
omw to buy a 5kg bag of citric acid
[uspol, leak]
is the ICE leak public? asking for a friend
is the ICE leak public? asking for a friend
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
[uspol, leak]
is the ICE leak public? asking for a friend
is the ICE leak public? asking for a friend
buying an uranium centrifuge, strictly for personal use
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
buying an uranium centrifuge, strictly for personal use
[terrible, gross, cursed brainfart]
i dont wipe. ama
i dont wipe. ama
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
[terrible, gross, cursed brainfart]
i dont wipe. ama
i dont wipe. ama
morning everyoneeeeee
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
morning everyoneeeeee
[cw meta, pol]
im gonna start muting or blocking people that post stuff without proper CWs
im gonna start muting or blocking people that post stuff without proper CWs
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
[cw meta, pol]
im gonna start muting or blocking people that post stuff without proper CWs
im gonna start muting or blocking people that post stuff without proper CWs
critical gender theory is when your gender is heated up and compressed a bunch so all your gender fluid comes supercritical
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
critical gender theory is when your gender is heated up and compressed a bunch so all your gender fluid comes supercritical
has the world ended while i was away?
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
has the world ended while i was away?
Reposted by hazel
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
TRAGIC: fox needs pliers to fix the pliers
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
TRAGIC: fox needs pliers to fix the pliers
[guns, lewd]
self oh: can i use water based lube on guns? :neofox_solder_googly:
self oh: can i use water based lube on guns? :neofox_solder_googly:
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
[guns, lewd]
self oh: can i use water based lube on guns? :neofox_solder_googly:
self oh: can i use water based lube on guns? :neofox_solder_googly:
[weapons]
dont bring a gun to a stapler fight
dont bring a gun to a stapler fight
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
[weapons]
dont bring a gun to a stapler fight
dont bring a gun to a stapler fight
does anyone wanna swap 50-100 euros for monero so i can buy some E? tyy
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
does anyone wanna swap 50-100 euros for monero so i can buy some E? tyy