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Hey, uh, Ares here, this account was ran by just me before, but now both me and my boss use it?
🦠 - Ares
☢️ - Xenia
//PMSky OC account inspired by both the [PROTOTYPE] franchise and Pressure on Roblox
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Hey, uh... made one of those strawpage things I've seen a bit so... yeah

projectares.straw.page
projectares's strawpage
projectares's strawpage
projectares.straw.page
@judgmentbird.bsky.social

🦠 . . . Fine, you can visit. Even touch Xenia and I'll fucking kill you.
August 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
☢️ Update. I'm okay. Hands healed fine.

Kinda just aches all over but it'll pass.
August 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
🦠 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon-

Please work please-

[She injects a HP ampule into Xenia, who's currently lying on a table within the office. It works, slowly healing her wounds.]

Hahh... thank fuck...

[She leans down and kisses her on the forehead.]

See you soon, Xen, I've got something to sort out
August 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
☢️ Random post for today, saw strange tall thing on shore.

Covered in bandages.

I yearn for the waves and it's depths.

That's all.
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🦠 Uh... Catalyst?

[Currently holding a smaller, less detailed version of Catalyst.]

...what is this?
July 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
☢️ ...thanks...
July 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
☢️ How did you-

. . .

Scaly skin, still got legs... claws instead of hands... Gills, fins...
July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@catalystarbiter.bsky.social
@hatredpmsky.bsky.social

[The group finally make it to the office, Carmesí passing out during the trip and having to be carried by Ares the rest of the way. She opens the door for the two of them by kicking it open.]
July 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh-

Message

"Forgor to tell ya who, my b."

And a handle

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social

Yo, you friends with a catgirl?
July 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Currently lying on a couch with a mute, masked woman hugging me.

...it's... pleasant, being treated like this for once. Also, it made my brain reset and she laughed about it.

All I did was tell her that I didn't experience affection, I wasn't expecting this.

Again, it's pleasant.
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh, uh... sorry about my absence everyone, had to go quiet

Was being stalked by some masked woman but she's pretty nice, actually, Xenia, she's called

Crashing at her Office for a bit so I'm safe don't worry

Despite all my stuff, I can't really do direct combat, not powerful enough and too much
June 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
@urbanmythclass.bsky.social

What are you? You seem... interesting?
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Decided to go to the City again, chaotic as always.

Some Thumb hideout got solo'd by some bloodfiend, loooots of leftover corpses, so I just absorbed them.

No memories, brains damaged, but made up for lost biomass thankfully.
June 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Finally back home (that little corner of the Outskirts where the Head can leave me tf alone) aaaand it's... it's still colourless.

Honestly was just gonna pin it down to Outskirts weirdness but now I'm not too sure...

...gonna check that bigass tree that ain't far from here, see what the Hell's
May 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
oh by the head, i consumed a dude and now my mind is locked in an argument over what counts as a soup or sandwich

help pls
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
[Almost gets knocked over by him]

WOAH-

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!
The ground rumbles with every step of Ricardo's foot.

"THEEEE FUCKING THUUUUUMB!!!! RAAGGH!!!!"

Incomprehensible screams echo through the streets as Ricardo runs.
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@pierresbistro.bsky.social

I am *finally* here, by the Head...

That damn water was such a pain to get through...

So, uh, how much do I owe you for the pie?
May 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
...well shit.
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Ugh... all this fucking water...

Of all things, the one thing my body doesn't like...

Not even scared of it, it's just that I mutated to dislike water, so yeah... it ain't a bloodfiend thing, just some weird trait I picked up along the way.
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just consumed some dude and I kept getting memories of styling some buff dude's hair. The guy had gold chains and tattoos and all.

The fuck was that guy??? And why were there so many memories???
May 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Pfft- Hell yeah.

...hm, can probably do this, actually.

Not gonna try though, nooot sure how the end product would turn out...
May 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey, uh... made one of those strawpage things I've seen a bit so... yeah

projectares.straw.page
projectares's strawpage
projectares's strawpage
projectares.straw.page
May 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey bluesky. Names Ares, kinda just... stole the phone and account off of some random guy who got a bit too picky so I had to consume him...

Uh... yeah, that's a thing I can just do, I gain their memories when I do that so I could just... unlock the phone.

So, yeah, uh, good day or night, guys.
May 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM