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hazardfox.bsky.social
Haz
@hazardfox.bsky.social
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Home of a fox (and also stripy hyena and werewolf) - posts about many different topics. Might be NSFW so 🔞 AI bullshit blocked on sight. Butlerian Jihad now.
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Sopping Fucking Wet!
Selfie of me in a shirt and tie with wet hair
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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dude was doing all kinds of shit just so he wouldn’t age (which didn’t work from the looks of things) but he forgot to brush his teeth in the mean time
a video from the Bryan Johnson the insane man who uses his son’s blood to try and “de-age” himself with the title “How I Fixed My Terrible Oral Health - 7 Steps”
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Ford OK? I sure fucking hope so!!!

#FursuitFriday

📸 Erion (not on here)
🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com
myself in my partial fox fursuit wearing a white t-shirt, standing next to a red car while looking at and pointing to a sticker stuck to the inside of the windscreen which says “Ford OK” and has a tick sign next to it
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I think it’s this Mango Chutney that’s available in Wetherspoons pubs

Someone probably got bored in there
a sauce bottle of Mango Chutney sat on a table in Wetherspoons
September 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I forgot to say what this train was

It was the Post Office Railway, aka Mail Rail! It carried post underneath London from 1927 until 2003. It’s been reopened so anyone can take a ride on it! It’s really cool to be able to go along the same rails that carried so much of London’s post for decades :3
shot of a couple of Mail Rail passenger trains waiting to depart same Mail Rail trains but from the start a shot of one of the Mail Rail tunnels - we were told this one leads to Liverpool Street station! a couple of the Mail Rail tunnels - the train is going through the one which is labelled “EAST” and the other one is labelled “WEST”
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Junip’s been there…

…the whole time.
very close up screenshot of Sam Reich
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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No new photos, where are you at mentally?
a photo of a fake moai head 🗿 at SeaWorld London
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I got like, no pictures of my suit at EF this year (that are readily available)

So you all get a picture from last year’s EF!

This is a good moment to say Purple is such an amazing photographer because just look at how good I look ❤️❤️❤️

#FursuitFriday

📸 @purple.woof.tech
🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com
Myself in my partial fursuit, wearing a black t-shirt with a blue and green UV glow skull design on it and a plaid t-shirt on top, posing with my hands on my hips and looking at the camera. I’m in the CCH courtyard and there are a few people and other fursuiters visible in the very blurred background
September 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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at Hamburg airport now, already missing this
a picture of the CCH and Radisson at night viewed from the Dammtor station entrance/exit
September 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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My favourite German celebrity is on the telly
Bernd das Brot on the TV in a spacesuit floating around in space
September 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I am so confused by this drink, I want to hate it but I don’t
a bottle of Club-Mate sat on a table
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Joji Kazama?!
a fortune cookie fortune which says “your eyes are beautiful” and “hai bei occhi” which means “you have beautiful eyes” in Italian
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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EF bound!!!!
Picture of a wing of an Airbus A319 (I think) and another one of the same plane (again I think sorry please don’t get mad at me plane nerds) sat at the gates of Heathrow airport
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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hey wanna come look at these cool plants with me

(i don’t know anything about plants)

📸 Erion who is STILL NOT ON HERE SMH
🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com

#FursuitFriday
Myself in fursuit wearing a white Vans t-shirt and brown shorts with dark blue trainers, standing in front of flowers with my paws out as if i’m inviting you to come check them out with me
August 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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i’m sorry it’s a reference to this specific tweet

my mind has been poisoned by the internet
tweet from sapphic white boy @bog_chaser on X the everything app 38 y/o gf who still says "sweet summer child": they're debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can't with the hellsite today. Me [heard "PAWG" and got so hard i got nauseous: i think i hauve Covid
August 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Fucking cheeky bastards, only noticed this when I got home and my mum pointed it out
a box of 5 Cadbury Brunch bars next to another newer box of 4 Cadbury brunch bars, both sold for the same price
August 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Everything is edible when you’re not a coward

#FursuitFriday

📸 @confuzzled.org.uk Studio Team
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com
myself in my fursuit, wearing a white t-shirt with a glitchy design and little funny guys on it and a colourful hoodie, with cargo pants, surrounded by large oversized fashion-related items (a thread, large knee high platform boot, measuring tape, button, etc.) I am holding one of the oversized buttons in my fursuit mouth, pretending to bite down on it.
August 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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happy #InternationalWolfDay everyone please look at this wolf thank you
buckshot, a werewolf who has many shades of brown fur and a shiny metal nose ring and black ear stretcher in his left ear, wearing a hat which says “big bad wolf” and sticking his tongue out at you. he has beads of sweat dripping off him buckshot giving you a wide grin, showing off his front metal teeth
August 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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How it gums to chew 5 feels.

#FursuitFriday

📸 @vay.gay
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com
📍 CFz 2025
myself in my fursuit wearing a green hoodie over a black t-shirt with the CFz 2022 design and light blue jeans on the dance floor at CFz. there are lots of various bright and/or colourful lights in the background and the image has circular motion blur also the caption is a messed up version of “how it feels to chew 5 gum”, a very old advert for chewing gum which became a meme idk i felt the need to explain it
August 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Current mood: Thames shoe
a black trainer floating in the Thames
July 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are edible
a screenshot of a youtube video where someone is picking up vegetables cooked in a sauce with chopsticks in a bento box meal served on a train. the caption reads “Beneath the braised pork is where lies the preserved vegetables”
July 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Mm nope. Don’t like that

#FursuitFriday

📸 Erion (fursona_haver on hellsite)
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com
me in fursuit wearing a white Vans top and brown shorts, looking over my shoulder with my right paw around the passenger seat pretending to reverse a car
July 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Fuck you *un-Lewis Hamiltons your Monster*
A single can of what used to be Lewis Hamilton flavour monster, slightly behind it and to the left is a box of 4. It has now been renamed “Full Throttle”
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Wizard casting testicular torsion on an idiot (Bill Mitchell)
June 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Let’s enjoy this night together ✨

#FursuitFriday

📸 @yagfox.bsky.social
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com

📍 ConFuzzled 2025
me in my partial fursuit wearing a green hoodie and the CFz 2022 t-shirt (which has a badger in a forest on it), my head is tilted slightly and my arms are out, the background is a dance floor with tons of multi coloured lasers shooting off in all different directions
June 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM