Steven-Lee
hazard99.bsky.social
Steven-Lee
@hazard99.bsky.social
25, He/Him/They/Them
Bigots, Phobes, Nazis, and TERFS can pound sand.
If you’re generally a good person (or even just trying your best), feel free to float me a follow and a message or two. I promise I don’t bite lol.
So uh…completely subpar?
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why did I try this to the tune of the O’Reilley’s jingle?
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
“It was a Roman Salute.”

“Cool. Have you ever had a Roman Cric?”

“No?”

*collapses a Notsee’s windpipe*

“Now you have.”
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Give me back my early 2000s FYE, dammit.

All jokes aside, I’d be happy with that.
January 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A lot of times, your county’s health department offers free/low cost STD testing and other forms of sexual healthcare. All it takes is five minutes of courage and a phone call.
January 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THC helps a bit
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ve lived here close to my entire life and I’m not even sure I can explain
January 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Friendly neighborhood West Virginian here.

AT THIS POINT JUST USE HORSES AGAIN.
January 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is it a good thing or bad thing that I have *no* idea what you’re on about?
January 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Piece of advice from my dad who was a maintenance worker at various jobs for most of his life: pocket t-shirts.

Light, comfortable, practical, and having anything in that pocket gives you the same whimsy that comes with being prepared for a less than common situation.
January 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not a fan of the religion, but some of the music is just top tier.
December 20, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Yikes on ALL the bikes…..
December 20, 2024 at 7:30 AM
As someone who actively tried to keep a particular fecal stain from regaining power (as did many others unfortunately stuck in a red state), does the offer for relocating still stand?
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
2/2 severity of the overdose. Much like an Epi-Pen, it is not a cure all. It is meant to give more time for EMS to respond. At the end of those critical minutes, it is extremely likely that the patient WILL slip back into the OD. Please share this to help save lives.
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Reposted by Steven-Lee
MAGA at it’s best
December 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Go back to Twitter. No one wants you here.
December 18, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Beat the corrupt moneychangers with bull whips and flip a few tables.
December 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Your bio screams “I’m still a racist but I’m pretending I’m not”. Seek therapy.
December 18, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I….please correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it already recognized as our national bird? Hence the heavy protections?
December 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
It is so vague but it fits the disgraced Kennedy so well
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
And I wonder what Casu Marzu for brains will do when it comes seriously knocking in January…..
December 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Or a false expectation of how quickly the pest control guy gets there.

Although they did nail how quickly the pizza guy gets there.
December 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM