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💀 jordie! 💀
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the person: jordan // the robot: hazard-13 // the wolf: zanarama // they/them // idk what else to put here
Idc im putting this woman on blast in front of my tiny audience. Imagine getting this text from a woman thats supposed to be your mother. (I'm nb, for context.)

I do have her blocked. I asked my brother to send me this, bc all I could see were his and my sister's responses. They're awesome.
September 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Uh?
August 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sleep well, you big dumb baby boy. I love you so much. I'll see you later.
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 AM
seeing dragon age posts got me like
November 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
help wtf is this
November 3, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,328,247!

oh hey. neat.
September 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Pip on da hip. She's eepy.
September 12, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Toast is boofin' in her dreams. I love her so much.
August 5, 2024 at 2:37 AM
ok actually this sweater is gonna look so cool
August 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
had a p good birfday. :3
August 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I let my dogs out and almost immediately had to chase them back in. Toast started freaking out at the back fence bc she had found an opossum. I've never seen one irl before today. What a cutie.
July 6, 2024 at 3:26 AM
yo WHAT. I'm FROM Baton Rouge and currently live just outside of Plano. This quiz is wild. I always thought I just had a regular "city" accent/dialect.
June 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Also, Piper's kitten stage was ridiculous. Just look at this scraggle-baby's glow up.
June 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Omg I have a picture of them from when Piper was a kitten (she's 4 now!) and tbh, Ripley is still exactly this wary of Piper.
June 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
like. I get that this game is not exactly forgiving. but they have been talking about all the cool stuff they're finding and I am just. here. where I have been. bc I nearly died 3 times.
June 12, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Check out this cool moth Kris found last night. Idk much about moths, but this is the biggest one I ever saw in person.
June 5, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Ayyy, me too! But I am going to nap for now, so I will get to it when I wake up.
June 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM
So there's this huge ad of a baby outside the hotel at #TFF24 .........
March 17, 2024 at 5:19 PM
shoulder cat.
December 13, 2023 at 8:38 PM