Mercedes Hazamelis
banner
hazamelis.bsky.social
Mercedes Hazamelis
@hazamelis.bsky.social
Disciple of excess, I review (and love) self indulgent, pretentious, overblown and over the top music and art! My biggest dream is to become like Frau Troffea.

[TRAPPED INSIDE THIS OCTAVARIUM].

https://linktr.ee/hazamelis
Oh yeah, I went there 💅
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I WANT TO WEAR EVERY CLOTHING STYLE! THE WORLD OF FASHION IS NOW WITHIN MY REACH AND THE FLOODGATES HAVE OPENED! LEATHER JACKETS! HIPPIE COTTON PANTS! LACE BLOUSES! WHITE OFFICE BUTTON-UP SHIRTS!
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
10 seconds of a pitchshifter.com song increases my aura tenfold I feel like an emo terminator doing rail grinding and it's just so fucking intoxicating seriously this is the coolest thing ever.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
GUYS I JUST FOUND ANOTHER AMAZING BAND THEY MIX INDUSTRIAL METAL WITH DIGITAL HARDCORE AND BREAKBEAT AND DRUM AND BASS IT HAS THIS 2000S DIGITAL EDGE STANK AND IT FUCKING SLAPS ITS SO VIBRANT AND SO FUCKING CATCHY SO FUCKING GOOD THEY ARE CALLED PITCHSHIFTER.COM
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Low key I don't think I'm me most of the time.
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Does anyone low-key feel like they are puppets of their own body and you can only watch your body move while you aren't even controlling it at all most of the time? 😂
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I LOVE YOU FULL MOON.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I think the only artist who’s truly like Cardiacs is Olivier Messiaen. Everyone else, EVERYONE, no matter if they use the same influences or musical language, has never made neurosis sound like joy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Mercedes Hazamelis
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bro it's the first time in 20+ years I got into a costume I'm feeling every emotion at once.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Minimalism in the 70s
>To evolve western classical music let's create music that has progression at every second and it's also absolutely beautiful

Minimalism in the 90s
>Let's rip off Michael Jackson songs and talk about questionable age gap relationships over a Crash Bandicoot-like beat 😂
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Shuzo Oshimi and Inio Asano haven’t collaborated because they would become way too powerful, if they did, they could end up winning like three Nobel prizes per volume.
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why do I love Kasane Teto so much? Teto is my life.
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Man, I hate hearing singers talk in real like, when they speak their voice doesn't have reverb.
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
How are these people called that are like emotionally dumb and try to get a lot of knowledge on other things and become competent in those but emotionally they are super dumb which makes them mean people and they end up being like villains
October 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I fucking hate how everything has to be Oshi no Ko related now, "ai this" "ai that" "now with ai", "ai included", "the company will focus on ai", ai ai ai, everything is fucking ai, and this bitch wasn't even in most of the anime.
October 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Everyone knows that most cultures in the world just exist so first world countries can have silly holidays and so their artists can do spiritual trips and make their art more "exotic".
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm disappointed with Señor Pink's backstory!! It makes him look like a spineless liar unlike the HARD BOILED man he is!! He was my favorite character before the story!!! Ahh!
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
TODAY I WONT DO THE COUNTDOWN! BUT I STILL WANNA SAY THIS IS A PRETTY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AMAZING MOON!!
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Listen to a Cardiacs song once and you will have a blast. Listen to a Cardiacs song 100 times, and it will start to change you inside.
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
GUYS GUYS YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS ITS CALLED CHURCH GONE WILD AND ITS LIKE A KICK IN THE TEETH BY A BUNCH OF ANIMATRONIC CYBER DONKEYS WITH ALL THEIR WIRES EXPOSED SPARKLING BLINDING AND BURNING!

I HAVE SEEM TO LOST MY WAY!
I HAVE SEEM TO LOST MY WAY!
I HAVE SEEM TO LOST MY WAY!
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Alright, I'm just gonna say it, and I don't care who hears me. Family Guy > The Simpsons. Comedy is just funnier when it is not explicitly trying to make a point. Seth MacFarlane is a genius and I'm tired to pretend that he's not!
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fellas, lately I have been wearing only black, gray and white since my brain loves it, the thing is that these shoes are my favorite shoes and I want to wear them. How the FUCK do I make so my brain so it doesn't freak out if I use them? Using more colors stresses it out.
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A bottle of Clorox is cheap and I don't need any prescription to buy it.
September 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
512 full moons left? Maybe with the eye trick I won't have to hold my life to a promise. We will see.
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM