Hazmat
@hazamatazz.bsky.social
Non-binary malayali cryptid nurse born to help others, but prophesied to die at 40, and life sure is trying. (they/them)
✨Soft Hyperindependence✨, as a treat
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
✨Soft Hyperindependence✨, as a treat
"No is an acceptable answer" is such a freeing part of my lexicon. Giving people the space to say no means they aren't pressured to agree to things they won't/can't do which saves me so much frustration when it doesn't happen, and it being on my terms means I'm prepared and don't feel resentful.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"No is an acceptable answer" is such a freeing part of my lexicon. Giving people the space to say no means they aren't pressured to agree to things they won't/can't do which saves me so much frustration when it doesn't happen, and it being on my terms means I'm prepared and don't feel resentful.
Wore an older set of scrubs while most of mine are in laundry, and jeez does it drive home my recent weight loss. Between the V neck that dips for days, and the shoulders that scantily feel like they'll slip off my shoulders with a big stretch, I'm like wrong move from seducing someone's grandma
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Wore an older set of scrubs while most of mine are in laundry, and jeez does it drive home my recent weight loss. Between the V neck that dips for days, and the shoulders that scantily feel like they'll slip off my shoulders with a big stretch, I'm like wrong move from seducing someone's grandma
Feeling a bit empty as I approach the new year as I gear up to spend the countdown at work (and OT). Mentally rough couple of months, more deaths in my circle as my friends all die young, and the only regular messages/contact I get is 99% work wanting overtime or being asked for money.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Feeling a bit empty as I approach the new year as I gear up to spend the countdown at work (and OT). Mentally rough couple of months, more deaths in my circle as my friends all die young, and the only regular messages/contact I get is 99% work wanting overtime or being asked for money.
Judging by these battles I appear to be God's Strongest Warrior
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Judging by these battles I appear to be God's Strongest Warrior
Particularly sad looking tax return.
$11k. $10k of which went back into HECS.
At least I know I'll knock it out before I die at this rate 🤗
$11k. $10k of which went back into HECS.
At least I know I'll knock it out before I die at this rate 🤗
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Particularly sad looking tax return.
$11k. $10k of which went back into HECS.
At least I know I'll knock it out before I die at this rate 🤗
$11k. $10k of which went back into HECS.
At least I know I'll knock it out before I die at this rate 🤗
Noone told me you can just find Quail eggs in shops? And cook and eat them at your own leisure? Instead of being dependent on Hotpot as a quail egg vehicle? 😋
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Noone told me you can just find Quail eggs in shops? And cook and eat them at your own leisure? Instead of being dependent on Hotpot as a quail egg vehicle? 😋
On my way to work watched the guy behind driving behind me me do his insulin into his chest a la Hollywood action protag adrenaline to the heart 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
On my way to work watched the guy behind driving behind me me do his insulin into his chest a la Hollywood action protag adrenaline to the heart 🤔
My body is wired to run on the adrenaline of fight or flight, like an anthropromism of the movie Speed
May 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My body is wired to run on the adrenaline of fight or flight, like an anthropromism of the movie Speed
I'm finding the dichotomy of Gordon Ramsey with kids vs adult contestants vet relatable right now
May 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm finding the dichotomy of Gordon Ramsey with kids vs adult contestants vet relatable right now
I got attacked by a ninja while driving from work? Leapt at my car from a bush and bapped it with a bo staff. What late 90s cartoon writer is doing the plotlines in my life
May 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I got attacked by a ninja while driving from work? Leapt at my car from a bush and bapped it with a bo staff. What late 90s cartoon writer is doing the plotlines in my life
Sexist patient playing nice and grateful only with me out of 5 resus nurses is the opposite of gender affirming
April 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sexist patient playing nice and grateful only with me out of 5 resus nurses is the opposite of gender affirming
Peeps doing house hunting is making me crave another move. Get just enough land that I can plant again, hang out my washing, and not share walls so I can get back into music
April 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Peeps doing house hunting is making me crave another move. Get just enough land that I can plant again, hang out my washing, and not share walls so I can get back into music
Man I am sleeby. Paramedic accidentally tipped a whole cup of water on me and I didn't register it
April 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Man I am sleeby. Paramedic accidentally tipped a whole cup of water on me and I didn't register it
If I catch my 3rd baby in this same elevator I'm going to scream
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If I catch my 3rd baby in this same elevator I'm going to scream
Just had a patient come to my resus cubicle, point at me, and say "wait are you the nurse who fought a crocodile"
Is this my new legacy. Who even said this to you
Is this my new legacy. Who even said this to you
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just had a patient come to my resus cubicle, point at me, and say "wait are you the nurse who fought a crocodile"
Is this my new legacy. Who even said this to you
Is this my new legacy. Who even said this to you
Turns out one of the registrars from work recognises me from high school
Hate that 🙃
Hate that 🙃
February 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Turns out one of the registrars from work recognises me from high school
Hate that 🙃
Hate that 🙃
Oops it's me
January 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Oops it's me
After the service, I think I've committed. My pathway will be to pick up the legacy she left behind and join MSF once I've got my nurse practitioner.
January 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
After the service, I think I've committed. My pathway will be to pick up the legacy she left behind and join MSF once I've got my nurse practitioner.
Happy new year new social media
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Happy new year new social media