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Udoka’s mistreatment of Reed Sheppard is ridiculous. They should just trade him if they’re going to use him like this. Just gave him 30 seconds and then replaced with Holiday. Such a joke.

#Rockets | #NBAsky
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Hornets broadcast just dropped that Alex Sarr’s actual middle name is Dam (Alex Dam Sarr) and then went into commercial blasting Petey Pablo. Great sequence!

#NBAsky | #Hornets | #Wizards
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Tyler Kolek is destined to be a Wall St. bro after his basketball career.

#NBAsky | #Knicks
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Micah Peavy can play!

#NBAsky | #Pelicans
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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JJJ had to fake the injury after this Missi block.

#NBAsky | #Pelicans
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Ready for Ced Coward in primetime tonight!

#NBAsky | #NBAonNBC | #Grizzlies
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The Notorious BI3! Kalkbrenner might need to return to Omaha after that one.

#NBAsky | #Raptors
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Where did Franz get his mask from? Looks like something he bought at a craft store.

#NBAsky | #Magic
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The NBA would be a much better place if Dillon Brooks wasn’t in it.

#NBAsky
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Never understood why the Spurs Coyote has such crazy eyes. He was carrying a baby before. Scarred for life.

#Spurs #NBAsky
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Grizzlies should be starting Ced Coward over Wells or KCP.

#NBAsky | #Grizzlies
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Does Tirico just blows cigar smoke in Jordan’s eyes before these interviews?

#NBAsky
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Edgecombe is what we thought Scoot would be.

#NBAsky | #Sixers | #Blazers
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Ajay Mitchell!
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Sam Presti gets enough credit but still...

1. When you get to see this OKC team empty its bench, it truly sinks in how good this guy is.
2. Two minutes of watching and it's clear. Ajay Mitchell (pick No. 38) can play.
3. Only a million more picks left in the chest

#ThunderUp | #haywire
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Clint Capela looks like he put on about 50 lbs. #NBA | #Rockets | #OneMission
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Towns couldn’t be playing worse. Thibs needs to get him off the court immediately.

#Knicks | #NBAsky
May 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Karl Anthony Towns is destined to host a “Hanging with Mr.Cooper” type show.

#Knicks | #NBAsky
May 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The #Thunder need a rebrand. Why not drop the city from the name? Oklahoma Thunder is a start. It’s not even that big of a state.

#NBAsky
May 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Thibs finally draws up a good play. Brunson makes that 99/100 times. Unreal.

#Knicks | #NBAsky
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Something about Cam Payne reminds of me John Turturro.

#Knicks | #NBAsky
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Thought that Red Lobster went under? How can they afford to have Blake Griffin doing their commercials?

He better make sure those checks clear.

#NBAsky
March 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Zero awareness from Wendell Carter at the end of that game. Show some urgency!

#Magic | #NBAsky
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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First time ever two Celtics have scored 40 in the same game and it’s Pritchard and White.

That will be a tough trivia question one day.

#Celtics | #NBAsky
March 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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If Poetl’s parents just added an “e” to his name the Raps could have two JaKobe’s!

#Raptors | #NBAsky
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Pretty sure Ime Udoka hates Sengun and I don’t totally blame him. He’s good but can also be super frustrating to watch.

#Rockets | #NBAsky
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM