Haytch
@haytchie.bsky.social
Plays way too many gachas only to never cancel the FFXIV subscription "just in case I wanna /Gpose a li'l".
On his 27th year of life.
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On his 27th year of life.
Banner by @mrayeshen.com
PFP by @ss-bullseye.bsky.social
I think society should improve to the point of Universal Basic Income so I can spend it on a single Smothering Tithe (Anime Borderless, Wilds of Eldraine; Art by Daisuke Tatsumata) MTG card.
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think society should improve to the point of Universal Basic Income so I can spend it on a single Smothering Tithe (Anime Borderless, Wilds of Eldraine; Art by Daisuke Tatsumata) MTG card.
I can't believe I hadn't found "Hikagemono Demo Yarinaoshite Ii Desu ka?" sooner. I'm also pissed I found it too soon. There aren't many chapters translated for a gaijin like me.
September 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I can't believe I hadn't found "Hikagemono Demo Yarinaoshite Ii Desu ka?" sooner. I'm also pissed I found it too soon. There aren't many chapters translated for a gaijin like me.
I'm only 1 month into playing R1999. Crossing over with AC actually got me to speed-run a gacha into the endgame.
Someone give me the tl;dr on the actual game story. I'll get to it eventually like AK but somehow everyone talks as much as Kal'tsit and it makes my eyes glaze over if I don't lock in.
Someone give me the tl;dr on the actual game story. I'll get to it eventually like AK but somehow everyone talks as much as Kal'tsit and it makes my eyes glaze over if I don't lock in.
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm only 1 month into playing R1999. Crossing over with AC actually got me to speed-run a gacha into the endgame.
Someone give me the tl;dr on the actual game story. I'll get to it eventually like AK but somehow everyone talks as much as Kal'tsit and it makes my eyes glaze over if I don't lock in.
Someone give me the tl;dr on the actual game story. I'll get to it eventually like AK but somehow everyone talks as much as Kal'tsit and it makes my eyes glaze over if I don't lock in.
So, like the disgusting and wretched "Isekai Genre Liker" that I am, I've been re-reading Isekai Doctor.
When will this one get an anime? Or is it that it can't because it uses the likeness of various musical popstars?
Cuz if it's that, that would be EXTREMELY funny.
When will this one get an anime? Or is it that it can't because it uses the likeness of various musical popstars?
Cuz if it's that, that would be EXTREMELY funny.
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
So, like the disgusting and wretched "Isekai Genre Liker" that I am, I've been re-reading Isekai Doctor.
When will this one get an anime? Or is it that it can't because it uses the likeness of various musical popstars?
Cuz if it's that, that would be EXTREMELY funny.
When will this one get an anime? Or is it that it can't because it uses the likeness of various musical popstars?
Cuz if it's that, that would be EXTREMELY funny.
You can tell they like Assassins Creed. The L2D here has him catch a feather that digitizes; a reference to the feather collection side quest in AC2.
His, what I assume, Ult is a reference to the AC:B Assassin call-in ability.
I haven't played in years and I STILL recognize all the little details.
His, what I assume, Ult is a reference to the AC:B Assassin call-in ability.
I haven't played in years and I STILL recognize all the little details.
July 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You can tell they like Assassins Creed. The L2D here has him catch a feather that digitizes; a reference to the feather collection side quest in AC2.
His, what I assume, Ult is a reference to the AC:B Assassin call-in ability.
I haven't played in years and I STILL recognize all the little details.
His, what I assume, Ult is a reference to the AC:B Assassin call-in ability.
I haven't played in years and I STILL recognize all the little details.
Bluepoch actually mogging Ubisoft in utilizing Assassins Creed and not just cuz I'm biased towards anime style visuals. (Though it IS doing a lot of heavy lifting)
I don't even play Reverse 1999 but this is making me want to. Look at my boy Ezio aura farm. The L2D art in the trailer is SICK.
I don't even play Reverse 1999 but this is making me want to. Look at my boy Ezio aura farm. The L2D art in the trailer is SICK.
July 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bluepoch actually mogging Ubisoft in utilizing Assassins Creed and not just cuz I'm biased towards anime style visuals. (Though it IS doing a lot of heavy lifting)
I don't even play Reverse 1999 but this is making me want to. Look at my boy Ezio aura farm. The L2D art in the trailer is SICK.
I don't even play Reverse 1999 but this is making me want to. Look at my boy Ezio aura farm. The L2D art in the trailer is SICK.
Arknights once again proving why it's my oldest account of all my gacha games.
It keeps taking the luck I'm trying to bank for Twin Turbo Global release banner.
It keeps taking the luck I'm trying to bank for Twin Turbo Global release banner.
July 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Arknights once again proving why it's my oldest account of all my gacha games.
It keeps taking the luck I'm trying to bank for Twin Turbo Global release banner.
It keeps taking the luck I'm trying to bank for Twin Turbo Global release banner.
Am I to understand there is a non-zero chance that Spongebob SquarePants can eke out Solo Levelling for whatever it is they're thinking of putting in Wuthering Waves.
Because that is INTENSELY funny. Thank you WuWa Player Survey.
Because that is INTENSELY funny. Thank you WuWa Player Survey.
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Am I to understand there is a non-zero chance that Spongebob SquarePants can eke out Solo Levelling for whatever it is they're thinking of putting in Wuthering Waves.
Because that is INTENSELY funny. Thank you WuWa Player Survey.
Because that is INTENSELY funny. Thank you WuWa Player Survey.
Managed to full medal and trim the event 30 mins before closing time.
I gotta stop juggling gachas, but I ain't gonna.
I gotta stop juggling gachas, but I ain't gonna.
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Managed to full medal and trim the event 30 mins before closing time.
I gotta stop juggling gachas, but I ain't gonna.
I gotta stop juggling gachas, but I ain't gonna.
WuWa finally drip markets Cartethyia.
This banner cycle is brutal, holy hell.
This banner cycle is brutal, holy hell.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
WuWa finally drip markets Cartethyia.
This banner cycle is brutal, holy hell.
This banner cycle is brutal, holy hell.
No way do I go multiple weeks not playing and get her first 10 Pull.
Arknights knows how reel me back in.
Arknights knows how reel me back in.
April 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
No way do I go multiple weeks not playing and get her first 10 Pull.
Arknights knows how reel me back in.
Arknights knows how reel me back in.
Dressing edgy is cool, it just requires you to go all in. Just look at her.
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dressing edgy is cool, it just requires you to go all in. Just look at her.
I was there 6 days ago! Did you see they flip the Hakos Baelz plushies?
January 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I was there 6 days ago! Did you see they flip the Hakos Baelz plushies?
NePoLaBo at Shitennoji and Osaka Castle.
4 Heavenly Kings indeed.
4 Heavenly Kings indeed.
December 31, 2024 at 8:13 AM
NePoLaBo at Shitennoji and Osaka Castle.
4 Heavenly Kings indeed.
4 Heavenly Kings indeed.
Konba-NePoLaBooo~
Today's unfortunate, tight fit cellmates are Nenechi, Polka, Lamy, and Botan.
Genmates better stick together, yeah?
Today's unfortunate, tight fit cellmates are Nenechi, Polka, Lamy, and Botan.
Genmates better stick together, yeah?
December 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Konba-NePoLaBooo~
Today's unfortunate, tight fit cellmates are Nenechi, Polka, Lamy, and Botan.
Genmates better stick together, yeah?
Today's unfortunate, tight fit cellmates are Nenechi, Polka, Lamy, and Botan.
Genmates better stick together, yeah?
Few days since last Hololive Plushie Japan tour extravaganza post.
Laplus, Botan and Fauna mention.
Laplus, Botan and Fauna mention.
December 29, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Few days since last Hololive Plushie Japan tour extravaganza post.
Laplus, Botan and Fauna mention.
Laplus, Botan and Fauna mention.
Not many POI’s and chances for photos on the way to the Kyoto hotel, just Shinkansen.
Have these photos I took when I did the Micomet ones.
Kirin and Mountains go hoof in hill, right? Or was it hand in hand…
Have these photos I took when I did the Micomet ones.
Kirin and Mountains go hoof in hill, right? Or was it hand in hand…
December 27, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Not many POI’s and chances for photos on the way to the Kyoto hotel, just Shinkansen.
Have these photos I took when I did the Micomet ones.
Kirin and Mountains go hoof in hill, right? Or was it hand in hand…
Have these photos I took when I did the Micomet ones.
Kirin and Mountains go hoof in hill, right? Or was it hand in hand…
From Tokyo Station to Fuji-san, Micomet soars across Japan (locked behind several layers of reinforced Hololive Oshikatsu Backpack)
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 AM
From Tokyo Station to Fuji-san, Micomet soars across Japan (locked behind several layers of reinforced Hololive Oshikatsu Backpack)
NePoLaBo successfully contained.
A tight fit, but Polka looks comfortable enough.
A tight fit, but Polka looks comfortable enough.
December 25, 2024 at 10:13 AM
NePoLaBo successfully contained.
A tight fit, but Polka looks comfortable enough.
A tight fit, but Polka looks comfortable enough.
That gosh-darned Kojima got me. Even conspired with Pekora.
My wallet is stranding on death, a holo (hollow) repesentation of its former live (life).
Poetry by Haytch.
My wallet is stranding on death, a holo (hollow) repesentation of its former live (life).
Poetry by Haytch.
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
That gosh-darned Kojima got me. Even conspired with Pekora.
My wallet is stranding on death, a holo (hollow) repesentation of its former live (life).
Poetry by Haytch.
My wallet is stranding on death, a holo (hollow) repesentation of its former live (life).
Poetry by Haytch.
Got some photos of them this time around and a little extra.
Rotation begins again.
Mococo Christma- I mean Merry Fuwawa- I mean Merry Christmas.
Rotation begins again.
Mococo Christma- I mean Merry Fuwawa- I mean Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Got some photos of them this time around and a little extra.
Rotation begins again.
Mococo Christma- I mean Merry Fuwawa- I mean Merry Christmas.
Rotation begins again.
Mococo Christma- I mean Merry Fuwawa- I mean Merry Christmas.
It's not fair. The fam just HAD to want to go to Shibuya just as they announce the hololive friends factory.
I bought NePoLa to complete the Bo and a Towa for Laplus.
I bought NePoLa to complete the Bo and a Towa for Laplus.
December 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
It's not fair. The fam just HAD to want to go to Shibuya just as they announce the hololive friends factory.
I bought NePoLa to complete the Bo and a Towa for Laplus.
I bought NePoLa to complete the Bo and a Towa for Laplus.
Todays Jailbir- I mean cellmates are the long sleeve sisters.
I can't think of any more cute name pairings with Fauna, so I'm giving her freedom for a bit. Need to get more photos before her graduation, though.
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I can't think of any more cute name pairings with Fauna, so I'm giving her freedom for a bit. Need to get more photos before her graduation, though.
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December 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Todays Jailbir- I mean cellmates are the long sleeve sisters.
I can't think of any more cute name pairings with Fauna, so I'm giving her freedom for a bit. Need to get more photos before her graduation, though.
(Reposted for alt text.)
I can't think of any more cute name pairings with Fauna, so I'm giving her freedom for a bit. Need to get more photos before her graduation, though.
(Reposted for alt text.)
Micomet and Long Sleeve Sisters acquired.
I wish I was the deranged techno-billionaire so I could buy the entire FWU lineup + alternate outfits.
Sadly, I must pick and choose my selections with great precision.
I wish I was the deranged techno-billionaire so I could buy the entire FWU lineup + alternate outfits.
Sadly, I must pick and choose my selections with great precision.
December 23, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Micomet and Long Sleeve Sisters acquired.
I wish I was the deranged techno-billionaire so I could buy the entire FWU lineup + alternate outfits.
Sadly, I must pick and choose my selections with great precision.
I wish I was the deranged techno-billionaire so I could buy the entire FWU lineup + alternate outfits.
Sadly, I must pick and choose my selections with great precision.