You look delighted!

P.S. Love your books.

Hey, no fat shaming. He's awful enough without it.

Well, that's it for Jimmy John's for me. Never again.

Don't you mean to say "willcause"?

Verizon looking a bit better yet?

Good thing she's at work. At home she has chanclas!

Well, "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian" by Sherman Alexie was the number one banned book from 2010-2019, but "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler is not banned even today. So much for self-righteous book ban people protecting their youth from unseemly influences.

But it's a waxing moon right now and this full moon is far too hairy...

That's enough! Period!

Who wore it better? Mamdani

My friend and I call these black things cow-shaped voids, portals to a dark universe. I used to drive around and say "Cow!" when I saw one, but now I yell out "Void!"

Also, they're pretty darn good to eat. (not a vegan)

Great! Now we're invading Mexico. Will the idiocy never end.

Oh no! Socialism! God protect us from those evil socialists. Universal healthcare is the devil's work.

That was FAAAAABulous!!!!
(and yes, I'm gay)

I see confetti in your future

After the apocalypse, them farmers be plantin' beans in February and wondering where the best fishin' will be when the ice melts. (Or is it "If the ice melts.") They'll have to rely on newspapers.

Actually, makes sense but is sad to see. All the info is on the internet now.