Hayseed Agrarian
@hayseedagrarian.bsky.social
Stupefied observer of increasing entropy.
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I am glad that I cannot fathom the inner workings of a mind that can justify the slaughter of innocents just for the opportunity to briefly, before an infinite dirt nap, sit atop a throne to rule a fleeting, imaginary empire.
I feel sorry for his kids even though he never felt sorry for anyone else’s kids.
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I feel sorry for his kids even though he never felt sorry for anyone else’s kids.
This Signal stuff is everything that the GQP had wanted Hillary’s emails to be.
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This Signal stuff is everything that the GQP had wanted Hillary’s emails to be.
How funny is it that the unintended, “Operation to Convince the MAGAs to Champion Electric Vehicles” has worked out so smashingly?
March 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How funny is it that the unintended, “Operation to Convince the MAGAs to Champion Electric Vehicles” has worked out so smashingly?
“You suck. I hate you and you are fired and you will now have no disposable income because you are invaluable and a worthless p.o.s. Now, please go and buy my car.”
March 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“You suck. I hate you and you are fired and you will now have no disposable income because you are invaluable and a worthless p.o.s. Now, please go and buy my car.”
I don’t know how to write this without coming across as an elitist, but the fact that morons have the same voting power as non-morons is a big part of the reason that this country is fucked.
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t know how to write this without coming across as an elitist, but the fact that morons have the same voting power as non-morons is a big part of the reason that this country is fucked.
I am not so naive as to suggest that a country not need lines on a map to define its borders, but I am also not so cruel as to forget that without the human-imagined lines, "illegals" simply become "people".
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am not so naive as to suggest that a country not need lines on a map to define its borders, but I am also not so cruel as to forget that without the human-imagined lines, "illegals" simply become "people".
The idea that these bastards get to deem some employees unnecessary is such fucking bullshit. The most unnecessary people in the entire country are THEM. We do not need THEM.
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The idea that these bastards get to deem some employees unnecessary is such fucking bullshit. The most unnecessary people in the entire country are THEM. We do not need THEM.
At its most basic level, tRUMPism is simply about being mean to others. Shitler and his followers are a giant cult of dumbass meanies and dipshit bullies who feel better about themselves when they watch others suffer. I hope they all start getting punched in the face, both figuratively and literally
March 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
At its most basic level, tRUMPism is simply about being mean to others. Shitler and his followers are a giant cult of dumbass meanies and dipshit bullies who feel better about themselves when they watch others suffer. I hope they all start getting punched in the face, both figuratively and literally
Zelensky is dressed completely appropriately for the man that he is. He is a warfighter defending his people from a murderous tyrant. He can play politician when he is no longer at war. The criticism coming from the buffoons in the ill-fitting suits is laughable.
March 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Zelensky is dressed completely appropriately for the man that he is. He is a warfighter defending his people from a murderous tyrant. He can play politician when he is no longer at war. The criticism coming from the buffoons in the ill-fitting suits is laughable.
Let’s hope that Shitler starts taking a whole lot of Road Frickin’ Kill Jr.’s medical advice.
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Let’s hope that Shitler starts taking a whole lot of Road Frickin’ Kill Jr.’s medical advice.
Pissing on tRump’s grave won’t be a sufficient sign of the disrespect he deserves. We will have to take a dump on it.
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pissing on tRump’s grave won’t be a sufficient sign of the disrespect he deserves. We will have to take a dump on it.
Orange Hitler, had he been POTUS in 1924, would have kissed the original Hitler’s ass as enthusiastically as he kisses Putin’s today. Fuck MAGA for enabling the fucking bastard.
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Orange Hitler, had he been POTUS in 1924, would have kissed the original Hitler’s ass as enthusiastically as he kisses Putin’s today. Fuck MAGA for enabling the fucking bastard.
A fucking measles outbreak in the U.S. in 2025 is proof that we need a vaccine to prevent stupid. A “Stupid” vaccine would have prevented so much of ALL of this shit.
February 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A fucking measles outbreak in the U.S. in 2025 is proof that we need a vaccine to prevent stupid. A “Stupid” vaccine would have prevented so much of ALL of this shit.
Those who are running the ancestor simulation that we are “living” in, collectively have a sick and twisted sense of humor. They cranked the “crazy shit” knob to 11 and ripped the knob off.
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Those who are running the ancestor simulation that we are “living” in, collectively have a sick and twisted sense of humor. They cranked the “crazy shit” knob to 11 and ripped the knob off.
Pissing on his someday grave is a highly motivating reason to eat healthier and exercise more.
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Pissing on his someday grave is a highly motivating reason to eat healthier and exercise more.
Road Frickin’ Kill Jr. will make sure that we all die a horrible death from Bird Flu if we manage to not be annihilated in the thermonuclear war that Pete Hegseth will likely start.
January 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Road Frickin’ Kill Jr. will make sure that we all die a horrible death from Bird Flu if we manage to not be annihilated in the thermonuclear war that Pete Hegseth will likely start.
The fucker has slurped enough cholesterol through his pie hole, in his lifetime, to give an elephant a massive coronary. His only exercise has been a rigorous routine of pressing his lips to Putin’s ass. He is only alive because he has no conscience and no conscience means no stress.
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The fucker has slurped enough cholesterol through his pie hole, in his lifetime, to give an elephant a massive coronary. His only exercise has been a rigorous routine of pressing his lips to Putin’s ass. He is only alive because he has no conscience and no conscience means no stress.
The oligarchs of USA use our roads and airports to move their goods. They use our electrical infrastructure to power their factories and our internet infrastructure to sell their products. It’s time we change the rules so that the wealth we have helped generate returns to us. No more billionaires.
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The oligarchs of USA use our roads and airports to move their goods. They use our electrical infrastructure to power their factories and our internet infrastructure to sell their products. It’s time we change the rules so that the wealth we have helped generate returns to us. No more billionaires.
I once toured a pig slaughtering plant and the only white people working in it were the tour guide and the USDA Inspector. If tRUMP kicks out all of this country’s hard workers, I wonder how many Karens plan to get off of their fat asses to chop up pigs, all day, so that they can eat their bacon?
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I once toured a pig slaughtering plant and the only white people working in it were the tour guide and the USDA Inspector. If tRUMP kicks out all of this country’s hard workers, I wonder how many Karens plan to get off of their fat asses to chop up pigs, all day, so that they can eat their bacon?
I think it possible that the stupids, as has been predicted by numerous comedians for quite some time, have finally outfucked us.
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think it possible that the stupids, as has been predicted by numerous comedians for quite some time, have finally outfucked us.
MAGA: “I’m so mad that he pardoned Fauci. Gaaahhh!”Not-braindead human: “Why are you mad that he was pardoned? Which crimes did he commit? It’s a nothingburger pardon.” MAGA: Spews completely insane Fauci hatred. Not-braindead human: “I guess you guys are the reason he was pardoned.” MAGA: “Gaahhh!”
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
MAGA: “I’m so mad that he pardoned Fauci. Gaaahhh!”Not-braindead human: “Why are you mad that he was pardoned? Which crimes did he commit? It’s a nothingburger pardon.” MAGA: Spews completely insane Fauci hatred. Not-braindead human: “I guess you guys are the reason he was pardoned.” MAGA: “Gaahhh!”
I would like someone to build me one of those space movie hibernation pods and set it to wake me up in 4 years, please.
January 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I would like someone to build me one of those space movie hibernation pods and set it to wake me up in 4 years, please.
The strange juxtaposition of emerging, spectacular and possibly dangerous Artificial Intelligence technologies happening at the same point in time as the dumbest possible biologic intelligence is taking over our government, portends undesirable future consequences.
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The strange juxtaposition of emerging, spectacular and possibly dangerous Artificial Intelligence technologies happening at the same point in time as the dumbest possible biologic intelligence is taking over our government, portends undesirable future consequences.
I think that UBI will become a necessity as the wealth gap continues to widen and AI displaces workers. The insanely rich gluttons that control our government and resist UBI should recognize that, eventually, after the current distractions of culture wars, the serfs will come with pitchforks.
January 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I think that UBI will become a necessity as the wealth gap continues to widen and AI displaces workers. The insanely rich gluttons that control our government and resist UBI should recognize that, eventually, after the current distractions of culture wars, the serfs will come with pitchforks.
What a great time it is to be a snake oil salesman. Anti-science and anti-intellectualism are so in, right now, and seem to have become the foundation of a quasi-religious movement. I’m not sure what can stop it as real facts and science are beyond the true believers levels to comprehend.
January 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What a great time it is to be a snake oil salesman. Anti-science and anti-intellectualism are so in, right now, and seem to have become the foundation of a quasi-religious movement. I’m not sure what can stop it as real facts and science are beyond the true believers levels to comprehend.