Chris Hayner
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Chris Hayner
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Senior Editor @ Polygon
“Aggressively amazing”
President of Paddington BlueSky.
Prev.: GameSpot/Fandom, THR, IGN

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Tag yourself, I'm anyone but Jeph Loeb.
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A night at the matches. A great time. #nxtlakeland
August 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Post a movie poster that goes hard
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?

The Bash Bros felt like too easy of an answer. I had this poster signed by someone dressed as Michelangelo that was at a car show in 1991.
June 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
PUT PAUL HEYMAN IN FORTNITE
June 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
May 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Witness the beginning of the #DarkUniverse.
May 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Finally.
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A few years back I had a Disney guide at Hollywood studios who secretly arranged for me to have a private meet and greet with Sweetums. Sweetums is my favorite muppet. He brings me joy

Oh and I interviewed Kermit and Piggy. Nbd.

Happy #KermittheFrogday to us all.
May 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stove looks so much like my late good girl Spooky Mulder and that’s the kind of happy I needed after a long day.
May 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Why yes, our house is partaking in the collecting of McDonald’s Minecraft thingies.
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I didn’t love the Harry Potter ride but I’m also not the audience. It’s a screen-heavy really jerky ride about an IP I know mostly from theme parks at this point. The queue is flat out stunning, though. Best line queue I’ve ever seen.
April 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
After spending all day yesterday at Universal’s #EpicUniverse, I’m here to tell you one thing: the Dark Universe ride Frankenstein Experiment is one of the coolest rides I’ve ever partaken in. It wins everything.
April 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When a dream comes true. This was last week in Sweden.
March 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Man, "doctor" is going a lot of heavy lifting in her title.
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m going to tell my kids this is The Brood. #wwechamber
March 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Find someone who understand the nicest things they can do for you is give you a Paddington bucket hat.
February 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Day three of substitute teaching. I’m a tired. Welcome to not instagram.
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Kevin Owens is a top five wrestling troll of all time. He elevates it to an art. #snme #wwe
January 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
For Florida this is like -800 billion degrees and my feet are cold.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media 🤯😳
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I still haven’t seen Paddington 3 even though it’s been out since NOVEMBER in the UK.

It’s not fair. It’s not right. It deserves a hard stare.
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Today I found the book I wrote in 3rd grade. It’s the greatest book ever written.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM