No wait the rapture can’t happen tomorrow!! I have a session to work on my sleeve on Friday!! FUCK

A family member blocked me because I said I’m not a Nazi sympathizer. She said that meant I am against humanity. Let’s unpack that illogical leap…

Oh we’re back but I won’t be thanking that orange Palpatine motherfucker for SHIT.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “GOOD” BILLIONAIRE

I’m thinking of using my limited edition Nosferatu coffin popcorn bucket to hold my pads and tampons. Thoughts? Actually no. I don’t want your thoughts. This is the perfect idea. It’s what He would’ve wanted.

I dreamt I was forced against my will & my better judgment to take a sip of a Diet Coke & it was disgusting & putrid & now I’m wondering if in my dream I was in Saw bc I’ll only ever ride for Dr Pepper & WE ALL FN KNOW IT so I HAD to be drinking that fuck ass shit to save my life. It’s the ONLY WAY