people who take it as a point of pride to exclusively carry on luggage when flying are embarrassing grow up check your bag you are superior to no one for schlepping your shit all over the airport and then holding up boarding while we watch you sweat trying to cram it all into a tiny overhead bin
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
people who take it as a point of pride to exclusively carry on luggage when flying are embarrassing grow up check your bag you are superior to no one for schlepping your shit all over the airport and then holding up boarding while we watch you sweat trying to cram it all into a tiny overhead bin
you can call me al is unironically my favorite song
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
you can call me al is unironically my favorite song
james gunn loves foxy shazam so much and it’s bizarre to be confronted with so much this summer
August 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
james gunn loves foxy shazam so much and it’s bizarre to be confronted with so much this summer
statistically people are more likely to die on their birthday than any other day of the year
June 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
statistically people are more likely to die on their birthday than any other day of the year
i actually cannot stomach listening to any critique of nathan fielder’s work from a neurotypical person
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i actually cannot stomach listening to any critique of nathan fielder’s work from a neurotypical person
on this day in history, i did happy hour with my new (low key iconic) drag queen friend and also nearly trampled al sharpton
June 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
on this day in history, i did happy hour with my new (low key iconic) drag queen friend and also nearly trampled al sharpton
the rehearsal is my favorite show
May 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the rehearsal is my favorite show
always feel uniquely proud when @ashrc.bsky.social tells me she’s impressed by how fucking bananas my algorithms are 😌
May 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
always feel uniquely proud when @ashrc.bsky.social tells me she’s impressed by how fucking bananas my algorithms are 😌
chicago pope official body and blood now portillo’s dog and cake shake
May 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
chicago pope official body and blood now portillo’s dog and cake shake
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Heretical to put ketchup on hot dogs now
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Heretical to put ketchup on hot dogs now
third flight in the last 7 days, every time just hoping the pilot and first officer have a trusting relationship with open and clear communication
May 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
third flight in the last 7 days, every time just hoping the pilot and first officer have a trusting relationship with open and clear communication
things that new york has introduced to my life that have made it indescribably better:
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes
April 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
things that new york has introduced to my life that have made it indescribably better:
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes
every time i find myself driving in manhattan i wonder what i did to deserve this
March 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
every time i find myself driving in manhattan i wonder what i did to deserve this
today was one of the most surreal days of my adult life and i cried about it multiple times
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
today was one of the most surreal days of my adult life and i cried about it multiple times
🗣️WHERE IS BILL HADER🗣️
February 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
🗣️WHERE IS BILL HADER🗣️
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
i have a sixth sense but only for immediately clocking whether a bit part actor was on House
January 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i have a sixth sense but only for immediately clocking whether a bit part actor was on House
🎶there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch🎶
December 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
🎶there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch🎶
merry christmas morning from florida i’m just drinking coffee and looking at dolphins outside
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
merry christmas morning from florida i’m just drinking coffee and looking at dolphins outside
i have largely quelled the impulse to notify the internet of all my opinions but something must be said about karamo’s lip flip on this newest season of queer eye
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
i have largely quelled the impulse to notify the internet of all my opinions but something must be said about karamo’s lip flip on this newest season of queer eye
Reposted by hayley
I wonder if cybertruck drivers are ever like for the price of this car I could've bought 3 that do not look like this
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I wonder if cybertruck drivers are ever like for the price of this car I could've bought 3 that do not look like this
i’ve married a man who loves fusion jazz
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
i’ve married a man who loves fusion jazz
it’s 2024 i’m in party city they’re playing note to self by from first to last
November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
it’s 2024 i’m in party city they’re playing note to self by from first to last
“she’s like the joker, she just does shit” -john RE: monster
November 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
“she’s like the joker, she just does shit” -john RE: monster