Why does this look like a still from an episode of Eastenders

Slow news day

It's like my Mum doesn't want me to visit

Solving a riddle on The Traitors #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

A bird food advert that also looks like a can't pay well take it away promo shot

My reflection in the kettle watching me try and drink 2 litres of water a day hoping it will make a difference

Me playing on my nephews VR Christmas Day

Your partners response to the joint presents you've bought at Christmas when someone doesn't like the gift.

🎶Holidays are coming.. holidays are coming🎶

Watching your partner open up the Christmas present you bought for them that's really for you.

🚨 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

My new tour "Silly Mare” is now on sale*
* (majority of the dates anyway, some to follow)

This is going to be my daftest and best show yet and I can't wait for you all to see it.

Ticket link in comments below.🎟️

Pic (c) Andy Hollingworth
Poster Design: Will Andrews

Can't wait when my kid is all grown up to show her this first photo of her and a socially distanced Santa. He was that far away they shot the picture in panoramic mode.

Celebrity fitness videos

Another Home Alone reboot #imaceleb

The woman at Gregg Wallace's gym waiting for him to have a swim whilst the rest of the gym is closed

Reading texts over the age of 30

The grabber machine in Blackpool Everytime I try and get a toy #wicked