Hayley
@hayley-wills.bsky.social
Exciting things are happening over here 😂
May 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Exciting things are happening over here 😂
Team Gulf of Mexico 🫶🏼
May 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Team Gulf of Mexico 🫶🏼
As someone with a typical work schedule, every Friday is a good Friday, as far as I’m concerned.
April 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As someone with a typical work schedule, every Friday is a good Friday, as far as I’m concerned.
I broke my elbow on Saturday, but the giant full arm cast is off!
No surgery needed, and I only have to wear a splint. I can shower without Saran wrapping my arm. I’m grateful to have a little bit of good news 🙏🏼
No surgery needed, and I only have to wear a splint. I can shower without Saran wrapping my arm. I’m grateful to have a little bit of good news 🙏🏼
April 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I broke my elbow on Saturday, but the giant full arm cast is off!
No surgery needed, and I only have to wear a splint. I can shower without Saran wrapping my arm. I’m grateful to have a little bit of good news 🙏🏼
No surgery needed, and I only have to wear a splint. I can shower without Saran wrapping my arm. I’m grateful to have a little bit of good news 🙏🏼
My brother is a full body scream sneezer. One time he sneezed so hard he gave himself a concussion. He was walking through a doorway at the time, reared back for the dramatic așś sneeze and slammed his head on the metal door jamb 🧵
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My brother is a full body scream sneezer. One time he sneezed so hard he gave himself a concussion. He was walking through a doorway at the time, reared back for the dramatic așś sneeze and slammed his head on the metal door jamb 🧵
If my girl Martha had to serve time for insider trading then so should MTG.
April 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If my girl Martha had to serve time for insider trading then so should MTG.
I really like my new job so far, but HR wants me to fill out a questionnaire with “10 Fun Facts” about me - to share with the entire company. This is what I’ve got so far.
1. I’m
2. Not
3. Fun
4. Why
5. Are
6. You
7. Making
8. Me
9. Do
10. This?
1. I’m
2. Not
3. Fun
4. Why
5. Are
6. You
7. Making
8. Me
9. Do
10. This?
April 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I really like my new job so far, but HR wants me to fill out a questionnaire with “10 Fun Facts” about me - to share with the entire company. This is what I’ve got so far.
1. I’m
2. Not
3. Fun
4. Why
5. Are
6. You
7. Making
8. Me
9. Do
10. This?
1. I’m
2. Not
3. Fun
4. Why
5. Are
6. You
7. Making
8. Me
9. Do
10. This?
We need all of the other Democrats to go full Booker. 
April 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We need all of the other Democrats to go full Booker. 
Gardening is a workout.
After 2 days of this, my hammies are so sore. And I accidentally fell asleep at 7pm. The cat woke me up, hungry and pissed 😅
After 2 days of this, my hammies are so sore. And I accidentally fell asleep at 7pm. The cat woke me up, hungry and pissed 😅
March 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Gardening is a workout.
After 2 days of this, my hammies are so sore. And I accidentally fell asleep at 7pm. The cat woke me up, hungry and pissed 😅
After 2 days of this, my hammies are so sore. And I accidentally fell asleep at 7pm. The cat woke me up, hungry and pissed 😅
A cat’s paw, while walking across your boob, delivers 500 pounds of pressure. I cannot be convinced otherwise (unless you say it’s more, then I’ll believe you)
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A cat’s paw, while walking across your boob, delivers 500 pounds of pressure. I cannot be convinced otherwise (unless you say it’s more, then I’ll believe you)
Every time I take my dog’s harness off of her, I say “come here, let’s take off your brassiere.”
And I wonder if she feels relieved.
And I wonder if she feels relieved.
March 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Every time I take my dog’s harness off of her, I say “come here, let’s take off your brassiere.”
And I wonder if she feels relieved.
And I wonder if she feels relieved.
I had my final interview this morning, and they just called with a job offer! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
March 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I had my final interview this morning, and they just called with a job offer! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
This is my favorite thing on the internet today
March 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is my favorite thing on the internet today
I have used computers damn near my entire life, and I just had my așś handed to me by a speed typing test.
March 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have used computers damn near my entire life, and I just had my așś handed to me by a speed typing test.
I think I’m done dating. I give up. I’m moving to a cabin in the woods, on a mountain, with my dog and my cat. I’ll have a garden full of creepy looking plants. I’ll hang herbs all around my house to dry. I’ll befriend an unkindness of ravens. The local children will fear me. It’ll be great.
March 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think I’m done dating. I give up. I’m moving to a cabin in the woods, on a mountain, with my dog and my cat. I’ll have a garden full of creepy looking plants. I’ll hang herbs all around my house to dry. I’ll befriend an unkindness of ravens. The local children will fear me. It’ll be great.
Do you roll sour patch kids in citric acid because they’re not sour enough, or are you normal?
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Do you roll sour patch kids in citric acid because they’re not sour enough, or are you normal?
I’m not okay, I dropped my croissant :(
At least it wasn’t my coffee :)
At least it wasn’t my coffee :)
March 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m not okay, I dropped my croissant :(
At least it wasn’t my coffee :)
At least it wasn’t my coffee :)
Happy International Women’s Day!
Drink all the coffee and eat all the croissants, my darlings. It’s a day for celebration.
Drink all the coffee and eat all the croissants, my darlings. It’s a day for celebration.
March 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy International Women’s Day!
Drink all the coffee and eat all the croissants, my darlings. It’s a day for celebration.
Drink all the coffee and eat all the croissants, my darlings. It’s a day for celebration.
Sorry I was weird. It’s because I’m weird.
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sorry I was weird. It’s because I’m weird.
The job I interviewed for last week contacted me to set up the second interview! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
March 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The job I interviewed for last week contacted me to set up the second interview! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
I’m one block from the parade route.
My house is practically shaking right now.
The subwoofers be subwoofering.
MardiGras 💜💛💚
My house is practically shaking right now.
The subwoofers be subwoofering.
MardiGras 💜💛💚
March 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’m one block from the parade route.
My house is practically shaking right now.
The subwoofers be subwoofering.
MardiGras 💜💛💚
My house is practically shaking right now.
The subwoofers be subwoofering.
MardiGras 💜💛💚
People need to see and appreciate this little cookies and cream donut 😍
March 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People need to see and appreciate this little cookies and cream donut 😍
It’s Mardi Gras season, Louisiana
We are supposed to be catching beads, not vaccine preventable diseases.
Get Vaccinated 💜💛💚
We are supposed to be catching beads, not vaccine preventable diseases.
Get Vaccinated 💜💛💚
March 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s Mardi Gras season, Louisiana
We are supposed to be catching beads, not vaccine preventable diseases.
Get Vaccinated 💜💛💚
We are supposed to be catching beads, not vaccine preventable diseases.
Get Vaccinated 💜💛💚
How are the other blue dots in red families faring right now?
After today, I’m feeling particularly deflated.
Cheering for Russia is so disgraceful.
These can’t be the same people I’ve known all my life. We share blood, but we are not cut from the same cloth. It’s heartbreaking. 
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
After today, I’m feeling particularly deflated.
Cheering for Russia is so disgraceful.
These can’t be the same people I’ve known all my life. We share blood, but we are not cut from the same cloth. It’s heartbreaking. 
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
How are the other blue dots in red families faring right now?
After today, I’m feeling particularly deflated.
Cheering for Russia is so disgraceful.
These can’t be the same people I’ve known all my life. We share blood, but we are not cut from the same cloth. It’s heartbreaking. 
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
After today, I’m feeling particularly deflated.
Cheering for Russia is so disgraceful.
These can’t be the same people I’ve known all my life. We share blood, but we are not cut from the same cloth. It’s heartbreaking. 
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦