Got my good side maybe

“In a gradually heating bathtub, you’d be boiled to death before you knew it.” -The Handmaid’s Tale

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning. We didn’t start the fire. No, we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it.

Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.

Behind the desk in the Oval Office again, Trump held a press conference while signing executive orders. He said Gaza is just a “massive demotion site.” When asked if he was going to help rebuild it, he said, “I might… It’s a phenomenal location. On the sea. The best weather.” He’s a monster.

This land is my land, this land is your land. From California to the New York Island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters. This land was made for you and me.

The front row of Trump’s inauguration is worth more than 10 trillion dollars. The front row of Trump’s inauguration could end world hunger and homelessness. The front row of Trump’s inauguration is a direct representation of Trump’s intentions for the next four years. Welcome to an oligarchy.

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New teeth. They were expensive and they gave me an overbite.

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If I was a Marvel character

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