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Mike
@hayitsmike.bsky.social
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety.
Who the fuck is this for
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Quick google search says my man’s career earnings are north of $5 million…I think there’s other folks who could use the help more, if I’m honest.
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Never gets old *(cries in native Marylander)*
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Can’t believe how much Demogorgon has aged
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Why would he still have it? He is 81 years old. Him being *anyone’s* lead play-by-play man is *not normal.*
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Most of these are war crimes but ngl, the trailer actually made me feel like the movie will at least be fun to watch. They might, *might*, have hit the sweet spot of exactly how much to lean into SF’s sheer goofiness which is…actually impressive.
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Real bummer. These guys made my favorite games ever (lol profile pic) and I still love a lot of what they do now. I hope they figure out how to make the business side of it make sense for them, I don’t want them going away anytime soon.
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Really fun, really flawed game. *Gorgeous* sprite art. Would benefit *immensely* from a re-release with some basic QOL tuning and a translation that even vaguely mimics human speech. Cmon Capcom, now that you’ve repackaged every fighting game you’ve ever made, it’s time for BoF to get some love!
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They’ve done this for years in any industry that can automate and/or outsource labor. It’s why the stock market has *never* been a good indicator of how healthy “the economy” actually is for the average working class person.

It’s just even more obvious now that AI can replace *literally everyone.*
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I want you to imagine Quentin Tarantino, of all people, being mad that a creator drew heavy influence from other creators
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Unironically my favorite Borderlands game (so I guess that means I should play Dispatch?)
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I always took his little wink animation when he picks a lock as a tacit admission of “nah, fr fr tho we all know I’m a thief lol”
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They look fine.

I still don’t know how you write it when LoZ barely has a story and Link never speaks in the games.

But the look at least is fine.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Unconscionable.
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I genuinely thought this was real.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Still alive!
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Word for word what I came in to say. Just keep giving me reasons not to be your customer
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“Hardline conservative”

“Female leader of a historically patriarchal society”

These seem incompatible, no?
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This was probably genuinely a smart choice lol
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Jesus Christ, the body text might be even worse than the lead-in. “She’s beautiful but not too intimidating and just the right amount of British.” What the hell
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
WTAF
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM