Ariel takes Arjen to get measured for a suit and her brain is nearly fried upon watching the flab-to-flab shenanigans of Vos trying to get his tailor’s tape around Arjen but their combined girth keeps getting in the way.

If he’s feeling cheeky, Arjen won’t eat a bite of it and then play up how he did as she asked despite being famished just to see the grumpy consternation on her face.

It's gotten to the point where if I do find a new artist I like on there, my first instinct is look up if they're active on any other website that I can follow them instead.

“The King of Burger owns this establishment? I simply must meet him! I suppose I’ll just have to visit his eatery every day until he hears about the noblewoman patronizing his business.”

(Note: The word “burger” is less than 100 years old so fantasy Garmine wouldn’t know its meaning)

Prince Albert from Fat Princess (just personality wise, not physically)

Even the shitty mobile game ads are now using ample actresses to try and get my attention.

It all goes well as long as she stays front facing. As soon as she needs to turn to point at the background, her body suddenly becomes a bulging gut and a protruding ass with more than half a foot of green screened mapping in between them.