Dark Simpsons Theories
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Do YOU have any dark theories about the Simpsons? Please let us know
Dark Simpson Theory 101:
How did Arnold become the president in the Simpsons movie if he wasn’t born in America?
There are no true rules to this system.
He was pre selected, as was his in-law’s family member.
Power is not born, it’s picked.
And it will be replaced.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
How did Arnold become the president in the Simpsons movie if he wasn’t born in America?
There are no true rules to this system.
He was pre selected, as was his in-law’s family member.
Power is not born, it’s picked.
And it will be replaced.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 101:
How did Arnold become the president in the Simpsons movie if he wasn’t born in America?
There are no true rules to this system.
He was pre selected, as was his in-law’s family member.
Power is not born, it’s picked.
And it will be replaced.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
How did Arnold become the president in the Simpsons movie if he wasn’t born in America?
There are no true rules to this system.
He was pre selected, as was his in-law’s family member.
Power is not born, it’s picked.
And it will be replaced.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Just learned this place used to be called Sneed’s suck and fuck
Hilarious
New Dark Simpson theory this weekend ❤️
Hilarious
New Dark Simpson theory this weekend ❤️
September 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just learned this place used to be called Sneed’s suck and fuck
Hilarious
New Dark Simpson theory this weekend ❤️
Hilarious
New Dark Simpson theory this weekend ❤️
Dark Simpson Theory 100!
FINALLY!
As a redux of Dark Simpson Theory 001: I have a new theory!
What if Gravesdigger Billie is an alternate persona of Groundskeeper Willie, similar to the Incredible Hulk!
Do not touch Willie… or you’ll make him angry…
Leave your thoughts below
FINALLY!
As a redux of Dark Simpson Theory 001: I have a new theory!
What if Gravesdigger Billie is an alternate persona of Groundskeeper Willie, similar to the Incredible Hulk!
Do not touch Willie… or you’ll make him angry…
Leave your thoughts below
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 100!
FINALLY!
As a redux of Dark Simpson Theory 001: I have a new theory!
What if Gravesdigger Billie is an alternate persona of Groundskeeper Willie, similar to the Incredible Hulk!
Do not touch Willie… or you’ll make him angry…
Leave your thoughts below
FINALLY!
As a redux of Dark Simpson Theory 001: I have a new theory!
What if Gravesdigger Billie is an alternate persona of Groundskeeper Willie, similar to the Incredible Hulk!
Do not touch Willie… or you’ll make him angry…
Leave your thoughts below
Dark Simpson Theory 099:
Why did George H.W Bush once say that families should be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons?
Many simpheads wouldn’t know this fun fact. But Simpsons Creator Matt Groening is actually a pen name of Bush’s running mate Micheal Dukakis!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Why did George H.W Bush once say that families should be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons?
Many simpheads wouldn’t know this fun fact. But Simpsons Creator Matt Groening is actually a pen name of Bush’s running mate Micheal Dukakis!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 099:
Why did George H.W Bush once say that families should be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons?
Many simpheads wouldn’t know this fun fact. But Simpsons Creator Matt Groening is actually a pen name of Bush’s running mate Micheal Dukakis!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Why did George H.W Bush once say that families should be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons?
Many simpheads wouldn’t know this fun fact. But Simpsons Creator Matt Groening is actually a pen name of Bush’s running mate Micheal Dukakis!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 098:
Is Barney Nelson from the future?
Many fans have noticed the similarities between this pair. While Nelson’s father has already been shown, we’ve never seen that much about Barney’s past.
As we know, everyone who looks alike is the same person.
Leave your thoughts below👇
Is Barney Nelson from the future?
Many fans have noticed the similarities between this pair. While Nelson’s father has already been shown, we’ve never seen that much about Barney’s past.
As we know, everyone who looks alike is the same person.
Leave your thoughts below👇
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 098:
Is Barney Nelson from the future?
Many fans have noticed the similarities between this pair. While Nelson’s father has already been shown, we’ve never seen that much about Barney’s past.
As we know, everyone who looks alike is the same person.
Leave your thoughts below👇
Is Barney Nelson from the future?
Many fans have noticed the similarities between this pair. While Nelson’s father has already been shown, we’ve never seen that much about Barney’s past.
As we know, everyone who looks alike is the same person.
Leave your thoughts below👇
Dark Simpson Theory 097:
Is Skinner RACIST?
Skinner put an abrupt stop to “My-Ding-A-Ling” as reprised by Student Chuck Berger, named after Chuck Berry, the black artist who did the original cover of the song
Sometimes… I’m glad he’s not really Seymour Skinner. ARMIN!
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Is Skinner RACIST?
Skinner put an abrupt stop to “My-Ding-A-Ling” as reprised by Student Chuck Berger, named after Chuck Berry, the black artist who did the original cover of the song
Sometimes… I’m glad he’s not really Seymour Skinner. ARMIN!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 097:
Is Skinner RACIST?
Skinner put an abrupt stop to “My-Ding-A-Ling” as reprised by Student Chuck Berger, named after Chuck Berry, the black artist who did the original cover of the song
Sometimes… I’m glad he’s not really Seymour Skinner. ARMIN!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is Skinner RACIST?
Skinner put an abrupt stop to “My-Ding-A-Ling” as reprised by Student Chuck Berger, named after Chuck Berry, the black artist who did the original cover of the song
Sometimes… I’m glad he’s not really Seymour Skinner. ARMIN!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 096:
Did the Simpsons writers have insider information about the events of 9/11?
Who’s to say! As we all know, the best thing to do with a conspiracy is plant it in the most watched cartoon ever so some tweaker moron will figure it out years later.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Did the Simpsons writers have insider information about the events of 9/11?
Who’s to say! As we all know, the best thing to do with a conspiracy is plant it in the most watched cartoon ever so some tweaker moron will figure it out years later.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 096:
Did the Simpsons writers have insider information about the events of 9/11?
Who’s to say! As we all know, the best thing to do with a conspiracy is plant it in the most watched cartoon ever so some tweaker moron will figure it out years later.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Did the Simpsons writers have insider information about the events of 9/11?
Who’s to say! As we all know, the best thing to do with a conspiracy is plant it in the most watched cartoon ever so some tweaker moron will figure it out years later.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 095:
What KILLED Larry the barfly?
Alcoholism. Excessive drinking has been linked to a number of serious conditions, such as arrhythmia, cirrhosis, hepatitis and depression. Larry quite literally drank himself to death.
Just kidding, it was FUGU!
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What KILLED Larry the barfly?
Alcoholism. Excessive drinking has been linked to a number of serious conditions, such as arrhythmia, cirrhosis, hepatitis and depression. Larry quite literally drank himself to death.
Just kidding, it was FUGU!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 095:
What KILLED Larry the barfly?
Alcoholism. Excessive drinking has been linked to a number of serious conditions, such as arrhythmia, cirrhosis, hepatitis and depression. Larry quite literally drank himself to death.
Just kidding, it was FUGU!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What KILLED Larry the barfly?
Alcoholism. Excessive drinking has been linked to a number of serious conditions, such as arrhythmia, cirrhosis, hepatitis and depression. Larry quite literally drank himself to death.
Just kidding, it was FUGU!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 094:
Is the Simpson gene real?
People often speculate that the “Simpson Gene” that causes simp males to be less smart is fake
While Homer may have a crayon in his brain, the real source of his idiocy is…
THE FOG THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is the Simpson gene real?
People often speculate that the “Simpson Gene” that causes simp males to be less smart is fake
While Homer may have a crayon in his brain, the real source of his idiocy is…
THE FOG THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 094:
Is the Simpson gene real?
People often speculate that the “Simpson Gene” that causes simp males to be less smart is fake
While Homer may have a crayon in his brain, the real source of his idiocy is…
THE FOG THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is the Simpson gene real?
People often speculate that the “Simpson Gene” that causes simp males to be less smart is fake
While Homer may have a crayon in his brain, the real source of his idiocy is…
THE FOG THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 093:
Who is the worlds BIGGEST Simpson fan?
As part of a survey measuring how much Simpsons every American has watched, the number one Simp fan was revealed to be… JOHN FETTERMAN!
For some reason he only watched the scenes of Bart naked though…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Who is the worlds BIGGEST Simpson fan?
As part of a survey measuring how much Simpsons every American has watched, the number one Simp fan was revealed to be… JOHN FETTERMAN!
For some reason he only watched the scenes of Bart naked though…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 093:
Who is the worlds BIGGEST Simpson fan?
As part of a survey measuring how much Simpsons every American has watched, the number one Simp fan was revealed to be… JOHN FETTERMAN!
For some reason he only watched the scenes of Bart naked though…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Who is the worlds BIGGEST Simpson fan?
As part of a survey measuring how much Simpsons every American has watched, the number one Simp fan was revealed to be… JOHN FETTERMAN!
For some reason he only watched the scenes of Bart naked though…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 092:
For years, fans have speculated that famous simpwriter (that’s what we call Simpsons writers) John Swartzwelder was actually an alias used by several people
Well… did you notice? John Swartzwelder is an anagram for… MAGGIE SIMPSON???
Leave your thoughts below 👇
For years, fans have speculated that famous simpwriter (that’s what we call Simpsons writers) John Swartzwelder was actually an alias used by several people
Well… did you notice? John Swartzwelder is an anagram for… MAGGIE SIMPSON???
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 092:
For years, fans have speculated that famous simpwriter (that’s what we call Simpsons writers) John Swartzwelder was actually an alias used by several people
Well… did you notice? John Swartzwelder is an anagram for… MAGGIE SIMPSON???
Leave your thoughts below 👇
For years, fans have speculated that famous simpwriter (that’s what we call Simpsons writers) John Swartzwelder was actually an alias used by several people
Well… did you notice? John Swartzwelder is an anagram for… MAGGIE SIMPSON???
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 091:
What is the most EVIL thing Mr Burns has ever done?
Hitting Bart with his car? Abandoning his son? Blotting out the SUN?????
No…
Mr Burns worst clearly is
THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
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What is the most EVIL thing Mr Burns has ever done?
Hitting Bart with his car? Abandoning his son? Blotting out the SUN?????
No…
Mr Burns worst clearly is
THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 091:
What is the most EVIL thing Mr Burns has ever done?
Hitting Bart with his car? Abandoning his son? Blotting out the SUN?????
No…
Mr Burns worst clearly is
THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What is the most EVIL thing Mr Burns has ever done?
Hitting Bart with his car? Abandoning his son? Blotting out the SUN?????
No…
Mr Burns worst clearly is
THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 090:
Has the rest of the Simpsons been imagined while Homer was comatose? Is that why the show isn’t funny anymore?
No.
Unfortunately, there’s not really any theory to explain why things aren’t the way they were. Times change.
You can’t go back.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Has the rest of the Simpsons been imagined while Homer was comatose? Is that why the show isn’t funny anymore?
No.
Unfortunately, there’s not really any theory to explain why things aren’t the way they were. Times change.
You can’t go back.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 090:
Has the rest of the Simpsons been imagined while Homer was comatose? Is that why the show isn’t funny anymore?
No.
Unfortunately, there’s not really any theory to explain why things aren’t the way they were. Times change.
You can’t go back.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Has the rest of the Simpsons been imagined while Homer was comatose? Is that why the show isn’t funny anymore?
No.
Unfortunately, there’s not really any theory to explain why things aren’t the way they were. Times change.
You can’t go back.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 089:
Was Maude’s death foreshadowed?
In season 6 episodes “The Springfield Connection” and “Bart of Darkness”, Maude is thought to have died
6+6 (the number of the season) = 12 -1 (one character leaving the series) = 11
THE SEASON SHE DIED…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Was Maude’s death foreshadowed?
In season 6 episodes “The Springfield Connection” and “Bart of Darkness”, Maude is thought to have died
6+6 (the number of the season) = 12 -1 (one character leaving the series) = 11
THE SEASON SHE DIED…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 089:
Was Maude’s death foreshadowed?
In season 6 episodes “The Springfield Connection” and “Bart of Darkness”, Maude is thought to have died
6+6 (the number of the season) = 12 -1 (one character leaving the series) = 11
THE SEASON SHE DIED…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Was Maude’s death foreshadowed?
In season 6 episodes “The Springfield Connection” and “Bart of Darkness”, Maude is thought to have died
6+6 (the number of the season) = 12 -1 (one character leaving the series) = 11
THE SEASON SHE DIED…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 088:
Who will Milhouse end up with? Not Lisa!
In the episode Lemon of Troy, Luanne is revealed to be from Shelbyville, where cousin marriage is legal.
Could Shelbyville Milhouse be a secret van-houten? A cousin…. That
Milhouse will marry…
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Who will Milhouse end up with? Not Lisa!
In the episode Lemon of Troy, Luanne is revealed to be from Shelbyville, where cousin marriage is legal.
Could Shelbyville Milhouse be a secret van-houten? A cousin…. That
Milhouse will marry…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 088:
Who will Milhouse end up with? Not Lisa!
In the episode Lemon of Troy, Luanne is revealed to be from Shelbyville, where cousin marriage is legal.
Could Shelbyville Milhouse be a secret van-houten? A cousin…. That
Milhouse will marry…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Who will Milhouse end up with? Not Lisa!
In the episode Lemon of Troy, Luanne is revealed to be from Shelbyville, where cousin marriage is legal.
Could Shelbyville Milhouse be a secret van-houten? A cousin…. That
Milhouse will marry…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 087:
Is Eddie Ralph’s real father?
Many fans have pointed out that eddie’s hair resembles Ralph’s far more than his father Chief Wiggum. What gives?
Originally, Ralph was intended to evolve into Eddie at level 12, but was replaced by metapod.
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Is Eddie Ralph’s real father?
Many fans have pointed out that eddie’s hair resembles Ralph’s far more than his father Chief Wiggum. What gives?
Originally, Ralph was intended to evolve into Eddie at level 12, but was replaced by metapod.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dark Simpson Theory 087:
Is Eddie Ralph’s real father?
Many fans have pointed out that eddie’s hair resembles Ralph’s far more than his father Chief Wiggum. What gives?
Originally, Ralph was intended to evolve into Eddie at level 12, but was replaced by metapod.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is Eddie Ralph’s real father?
Many fans have pointed out that eddie’s hair resembles Ralph’s far more than his father Chief Wiggum. What gives?
Originally, Ralph was intended to evolve into Eddie at level 12, but was replaced by metapod.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 086:
Who is Mr Plow?
A mystery that has alluded Simpheads for over 30 years. But I think I have the answer
Based on his exact measurements, I have determined that Mr Plow’s true identity is max power.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Who is Mr Plow?
A mystery that has alluded Simpheads for over 30 years. But I think I have the answer
Based on his exact measurements, I have determined that Mr Plow’s true identity is max power.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 086:
Who is Mr Plow?
A mystery that has alluded Simpheads for over 30 years. But I think I have the answer
Based on his exact measurements, I have determined that Mr Plow’s true identity is max power.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Who is Mr Plow?
A mystery that has alluded Simpheads for over 30 years. But I think I have the answer
Based on his exact measurements, I have determined that Mr Plow’s true identity is max power.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Deltarune Theory 085:
My manager has told me deltarune is popular right now, so I thought I’d corner the market.
Who is the roaring knight?
After doing some digging on potential candidates, I have concluded it must be
BART SIMPSON
I’ll never sell out, NEVER!
leave your thoughts below 👇
My manager has told me deltarune is popular right now, so I thought I’d corner the market.
Who is the roaring knight?
After doing some digging on potential candidates, I have concluded it must be
BART SIMPSON
I’ll never sell out, NEVER!
leave your thoughts below 👇
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dark Deltarune Theory 085:
My manager has told me deltarune is popular right now, so I thought I’d corner the market.
Who is the roaring knight?
After doing some digging on potential candidates, I have concluded it must be
BART SIMPSON
I’ll never sell out, NEVER!
leave your thoughts below 👇
My manager has told me deltarune is popular right now, so I thought I’d corner the market.
Who is the roaring knight?
After doing some digging on potential candidates, I have concluded it must be
BART SIMPSON
I’ll never sell out, NEVER!
leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 084:
The Flaming Homer and Flaming Moe are beloved drinks in Springfield. But what’s the difference???
While the flaming Homer commonly contains Beer, spirits and cough syrup. Flaming moe contains fentanyl…
It’s a severe problem in the USA.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
The Flaming Homer and Flaming Moe are beloved drinks in Springfield. But what’s the difference???
While the flaming Homer commonly contains Beer, spirits and cough syrup. Flaming moe contains fentanyl…
It’s a severe problem in the USA.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 084:
The Flaming Homer and Flaming Moe are beloved drinks in Springfield. But what’s the difference???
While the flaming Homer commonly contains Beer, spirits and cough syrup. Flaming moe contains fentanyl…
It’s a severe problem in the USA.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
The Flaming Homer and Flaming Moe are beloved drinks in Springfield. But what’s the difference???
While the flaming Homer commonly contains Beer, spirits and cough syrup. Flaming moe contains fentanyl…
It’s a severe problem in the USA.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 083:
Is Homer secretly a genius?
Despite the crayon in his brain and the apparent “Simpsons Gene”, Homer once correctly discovered the mass of the higs boson particle. How could he be so smart?
Simple! He is a fictional character. Like me.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is Homer secretly a genius?
Despite the crayon in his brain and the apparent “Simpsons Gene”, Homer once correctly discovered the mass of the higs boson particle. How could he be so smart?
Simple! He is a fictional character. Like me.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 083:
Is Homer secretly a genius?
Despite the crayon in his brain and the apparent “Simpsons Gene”, Homer once correctly discovered the mass of the higs boson particle. How could he be so smart?
Simple! He is a fictional character. Like me.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Is Homer secretly a genius?
Despite the crayon in his brain and the apparent “Simpsons Gene”, Homer once correctly discovered the mass of the higs boson particle. How could he be so smart?
Simple! He is a fictional character. Like me.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 082:
How will the Simpsons end?
While show-runner Al Jean wished to see the show end on a cyclical retread of the Christmas pageant from the first episode, I doubt it.
I think the show will end with Bart being spanked by George H.W Bush. Forever.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
How will the Simpsons end?
While show-runner Al Jean wished to see the show end on a cyclical retread of the Christmas pageant from the first episode, I doubt it.
I think the show will end with Bart being spanked by George H.W Bush. Forever.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Dark Simpson Theory 082:
How will the Simpsons end?
While show-runner Al Jean wished to see the show end on a cyclical retread of the Christmas pageant from the first episode, I doubt it.
I think the show will end with Bart being spanked by George H.W Bush. Forever.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
How will the Simpsons end?
While show-runner Al Jean wished to see the show end on a cyclical retread of the Christmas pageant from the first episode, I doubt it.
I think the show will end with Bart being spanked by George H.W Bush. Forever.
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 081:
Sideshow bob tattooed the phrase “Die Bart, Die” on his chest. What could this mean?
Despite common claims it could be “the Bart, the” I think it’s a little naive to not expect the worst…
Bob is plotting to kill… THE BAY AREA TRANSIT SYSTEM!
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Sideshow bob tattooed the phrase “Die Bart, Die” on his chest. What could this mean?
Despite common claims it could be “the Bart, the” I think it’s a little naive to not expect the worst…
Bob is plotting to kill… THE BAY AREA TRANSIT SYSTEM!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 081:
Sideshow bob tattooed the phrase “Die Bart, Die” on his chest. What could this mean?
Despite common claims it could be “the Bart, the” I think it’s a little naive to not expect the worst…
Bob is plotting to kill… THE BAY AREA TRANSIT SYSTEM!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Sideshow bob tattooed the phrase “Die Bart, Die” on his chest. What could this mean?
Despite common claims it could be “the Bart, the” I think it’s a little naive to not expect the worst…
Bob is plotting to kill… THE BAY AREA TRANSIT SYSTEM!
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 080:
What is Mr Burns’ full name?
We know it begins with a C because of his initials CMB…. But what does it stand for?
Chomer? No… Ceymour? NO! Colossus…? Maybe, but NO
Wait a second…
Chalmers?
Same receding hairline…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What is Mr Burns’ full name?
We know it begins with a C because of his initials CMB…. But what does it stand for?
Chomer? No… Ceymour? NO! Colossus…? Maybe, but NO
Wait a second…
Chalmers?
Same receding hairline…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 080:
What is Mr Burns’ full name?
We know it begins with a C because of his initials CMB…. But what does it stand for?
Chomer? No… Ceymour? NO! Colossus…? Maybe, but NO
Wait a second…
Chalmers?
Same receding hairline…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What is Mr Burns’ full name?
We know it begins with a C because of his initials CMB…. But what does it stand for?
Chomer? No… Ceymour? NO! Colossus…? Maybe, but NO
Wait a second…
Chalmers?
Same receding hairline…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 079:
What DRUGS does Otto “Otto Man” Mann take?
While many people would assume over the years Otto has sampled weed, LSD, mushrooms, Heroin… I think I’ve found it.
AN ALL SYRUP SQUISHIE!!!
Who else is addicted to this stuff… Mr Burns…?
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What DRUGS does Otto “Otto Man” Mann take?
While many people would assume over the years Otto has sampled weed, LSD, mushrooms, Heroin… I think I’ve found it.
AN ALL SYRUP SQUISHIE!!!
Who else is addicted to this stuff… Mr Burns…?
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 079:
What DRUGS does Otto “Otto Man” Mann take?
While many people would assume over the years Otto has sampled weed, LSD, mushrooms, Heroin… I think I’ve found it.
AN ALL SYRUP SQUISHIE!!!
Who else is addicted to this stuff… Mr Burns…?
Leave your thoughts below 👇
What DRUGS does Otto “Otto Man” Mann take?
While many people would assume over the years Otto has sampled weed, LSD, mushrooms, Heroin… I think I’ve found it.
AN ALL SYRUP SQUISHIE!!!
Who else is addicted to this stuff… Mr Burns…?
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Dark Simpson Theory 078:
Does Bart have an evil twin called Hugo?
No! This is a common example of an animation error. The animators accidentally drew a second Bart.
2 Ralph theory on the other hand…
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Does Bart have an evil twin called Hugo?
No! This is a common example of an animation error. The animators accidentally drew a second Bart.
2 Ralph theory on the other hand…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
August 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dark Simpson Theory 078:
Does Bart have an evil twin called Hugo?
No! This is a common example of an animation error. The animators accidentally drew a second Bart.
2 Ralph theory on the other hand…
Leave your thoughts below 👇
Does Bart have an evil twin called Hugo?
No! This is a common example of an animation error. The animators accidentally drew a second Bart.
2 Ralph theory on the other hand…
Leave your thoughts below 👇