Melania: "How come you never make ME scream like that?"

They do a fine anthem. IIRC, they did one of the Thanksgiving games last year.

What defines a "Democrat" department, anyway?

"They're looting the Food King!"

I get piss drunk
But I'm an AG
Get your body cam outta my face...

I was a writer and performer in the Follies for 12 years, and regret never having written a song to "Tubthumping."

Or old-school Dems who turned right and never bothered disaffilating...or enjoy ratbleeping Dems.

Plus this whole business of state troopers being used to babysit Democratic legislators is just as stupid, if not even more so, than the redistricting that prompted all this. Dems need to exploit this is misuse of power and waste of public safety resources.

Meanwhile, I'm bummed that the States' version of the BBC Music Player app has been shut down and we can't get Radio 6 here anymore.

Let's not trigger JD Vance.😉

Somebody's gotta pay for all that collagen.

Lawd, he comin'.

Mark, next time you and Mr. Wonderful go out for a couple after the taping, watch the bartender make or pour it yourself and have them hand it directly to you.

For all of Trump's rhetoric about cartels and gangs...I really wonder if he eyes them as his street muscle.

There's enough people who get a sadistic thrill out of doing these kinds of things. Why do we have to give them $50,000 on top of that?

What are we supposed to do, Ronnie? Drop the N-word on our co-workers in the Hulkster's memory?

That doesn't work for me, brother.

His nickname "Tall Boy" may have had something to do with his career failing to take off.