Can you spot my lone Christmas tree decoration?

Bucket list tickets FINALLY secured!! #LFG

The only visitors that are allowed to stop by unannounced

Post you from a different era

Boop

Nevermind the hypocrisy...why tf does Elon put ketchup on his fries like that. Now all I can think of is him licking the ketchup off his fingers like a child every time he eats a fry. 🤮

It's a beautiful cold crisp fall morning here in the PNW

When I tweeted this yesterday, I thought it was so far-fetched that, in reality, nothing could come close. After today, I realize I was very wrong. He's purposely picking the most unqualified people possible.

Since we're all enjoying bluer skies these days, repost a photo with the color blue in it. Let's all follow and support each other.

The turtle is about to retreat back into its shell forever and I couldn't be happier about it.

Morning cuddles are the best!

I love a good short story...

The best part is he thought his response was so clever.