Hawk Jefferson
@hawkjefferson.bsky.social
wrestling fan//deathmatch die-hard//frequent simpsons quoter//gcw guy//mdk all fuckin day
The WWE Network is the best that wrestling streaming will ever get.
August 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The WWE Network is the best that wrestling streaming will ever get.
Just declared in my office, "I'd love to party with @stephenking.bsky.social, I feel like we'd get along." and accidentally started an argument. Oh no. Anyway...
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just declared in my office, "I'd love to party with @stephenking.bsky.social, I feel like we'd get along." and accidentally started an argument. Oh no. Anyway...
I am *begging* wrestling fans to actually watch wrestling. Some of you mfs talk about this shit like you've never seen it before.
March 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am *begging* wrestling fans to actually watch wrestling. Some of you mfs talk about this shit like you've never seen it before.
It's a big day for dudes who can't spell DEI. #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's a big day for dudes who can't spell DEI. #inauguration
Can't really say that I enjoyed #WorldsEnd. AEW feels like it's incapable of moving beyond a certain period in wrestling.
December 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Can't really say that I enjoyed #WorldsEnd. AEW feels like it's incapable of moving beyond a certain period in wrestling.
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" was the first diss track.
December 22, 2024 at 4:20 AM
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" was the first diss track.
I'm really sad that I posted this before most of you were here.
Call Cody Rhodes the Stephen King of WWE because man is struggling to finish the story.
November 23, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I'm really sad that I posted this before most of you were here.
MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
...that's it.
...that's it.
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 AM
MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
...that's it.
...that's it.
AEW fans are gonna storm the WON offices to try and stop the certification of the Booker of the Year Award.
February 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
AEW fans are gonna storm the WON offices to try and stop the certification of the Booker of the Year Award.
Royce Gracie: *lays on the ground and holds on for dear life until his opponent tires out*
MMA Bros: Truly, the greatest fighter of all time.
I've been watching a lot of early UFC and lemme tell ya, this man would be cooked in modern MMA.
MMA Bros: Truly, the greatest fighter of all time.
I've been watching a lot of early UFC and lemme tell ya, this man would be cooked in modern MMA.
February 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Royce Gracie: *lays on the ground and holds on for dear life until his opponent tires out*
MMA Bros: Truly, the greatest fighter of all time.
I've been watching a lot of early UFC and lemme tell ya, this man would be cooked in modern MMA.
MMA Bros: Truly, the greatest fighter of all time.
I've been watching a lot of early UFC and lemme tell ya, this man would be cooked in modern MMA.
So, is the "Die Rocky, Die," chant gonna make a big return or are y'all not about that life?
February 4, 2024 at 6:28 PM
So, is the "Die Rocky, Die," chant gonna make a big return or are y'all not about that life?
Call Cody Rhodes the Stephen King of WWE because man is struggling to finish the story.
February 3, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Call Cody Rhodes the Stephen King of WWE because man is struggling to finish the story.
Cody: Is adamant that he wants the WWE Title.
Roman: Tells Cody challenging Seth is a loser move.
Cody: Challenges Seth for *not* the WWE Title.
This change makes as much sense as wiping your ass side to side.
Roman: Tells Cody challenging Seth is a loser move.
Cody: Challenges Seth for *not* the WWE Title.
This change makes as much sense as wiping your ass side to side.
February 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Cody: Is adamant that he wants the WWE Title.
Roman: Tells Cody challenging Seth is a loser move.
Cody: Challenges Seth for *not* the WWE Title.
This change makes as much sense as wiping your ass side to side.
Roman: Tells Cody challenging Seth is a loser move.
Cody: Challenges Seth for *not* the WWE Title.
This change makes as much sense as wiping your ass side to side.
The pop for the first ring bell at an indie show is literally one of my favorite things in life.
January 9, 2024 at 5:29 AM
The pop for the first ring bell at an indie show is literally one of my favorite things in life.
A major difference between AEW and WWE is that in AEW, they just would have kept doing spots to and around Vinci.
January 2, 2024 at 1:51 AM
A major difference between AEW and WWE is that in AEW, they just would have kept doing spots to and around Vinci.
"AEW is the safest wrestling company in the world."
Bro, did you say you literally feared for your life a few months ago? Half-truths and non-answers don't do anything to bust the image that TK is softer than baby shit.
Bro, did you say you literally feared for your life a few months ago? Half-truths and non-answers don't do anything to bust the image that TK is softer than baby shit.
December 31, 2023 at 6:48 AM
"AEW is the safest wrestling company in the world."
Bro, did you say you literally feared for your life a few months ago? Half-truths and non-answers don't do anything to bust the image that TK is softer than baby shit.
Bro, did you say you literally feared for your life a few months ago? Half-truths and non-answers don't do anything to bust the image that TK is softer than baby shit.
Andrade isn't hanging out in AEW, he wants to get back to being a menace and posting "just beat cheeks" pics on social media.
December 31, 2023 at 6:38 AM
Andrade isn't hanging out in AEW, he wants to get back to being a menace and posting "just beat cheeks" pics on social media.
"This last week was a great week for AEW."
December 31, 2023 at 6:35 AM
"This last week was a great week for AEW."
Fight Forever is a fun game but it doesn't have enough depth to be something you want to invest vast amounts of time into. Post release DLC packs to bridge that gap with $30+ price tags are not the way AEW should go if they want to reearn the trust of fans here.
December 31, 2023 at 6:31 AM
Fight Forever is a fun game but it doesn't have enough depth to be something you want to invest vast amounts of time into. Post release DLC packs to bridge that gap with $30+ price tags are not the way AEW should go if they want to reearn the trust of fans here.
Tony really said that AEW cares about the health and safety of the AEW while numerous wrestlers have worked with or have been working with injuries? C'mon man.
December 31, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Tony really said that AEW cares about the health and safety of the AEW while numerous wrestlers have worked with or have been working with injuries? C'mon man.
I like Swerve a lot. This scrum shows why he's somebody AEW should get behind.
Can't wait to see his title run cut short for Cole/MJF to draw a good CageMatch rating.
Can't wait to see his title run cut short for Cole/MJF to draw a good CageMatch rating.
December 31, 2023 at 6:14 AM
I like Swerve a lot. This scrum shows why he's somebody AEW should get behind.
Can't wait to see his title run cut short for Cole/MJF to draw a good CageMatch rating.
Can't wait to see his title run cut short for Cole/MJF to draw a good CageMatch rating.
MJF vs Adam Cole is one of the few things I want less than a root canal starting at the rectum.
December 31, 2023 at 4:52 AM
MJF vs Adam Cole is one of the few things I want less than a root canal starting at the rectum.
It is fucking embarrassing watching wrestling fans bend over backwards to voice support for Chris Jericho right now.
December 30, 2023 at 9:25 PM
It is fucking embarrassing watching wrestling fans bend over backwards to voice support for Chris Jericho right now.
Okay but why was Ricky Morton in a dream I had last night?
December 27, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Okay but why was Ricky Morton in a dream I had last night?