Tom Hawkins
hawkinshero.bsky.social
Tom Hawkins
@hawkinshero.bsky.social
Born 7th of March 1990 and yapping ever since. Full time comedian operating on never enough sleep, Professional idiot & Anvil’s finest legal mind.
Helicopter Fact of the day 22/11/2024 - helicopters are the submarines of the sky
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Tried snake fruit - 4/10
November 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Helicopter Fact of the day 19/11/2024 - according to international Law to obtain a licence to fly a helicopter you must have been born before 1967
November 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Remember when Knowshon Moreno cried the biggest tear of all time and everyone just forgot about it?
a football player stands in front of a screen that says history to 10,000 career rush yds
ALT: a football player stands in front of a screen that says history to 10,000 career rush yds
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo?

One is a large semi aquatic mammal and the other is a little lighter
November 15, 2024 at 11:31 AM